In La-La Land a lonely lad
With nary prospect to be had
By random chance
Found strange romance
With band of divas bad.
Hidden in a hilltop manse
Cold goddesses with looks entrance;
Five femme fatales
With hungers mal,
Bewitching prey with glance.
They summon prey with single call
From telephone in mansion hall;
Red Velvet queen
Incarnadine
Is ordering new thrall.
Do divas crave take-out cuisine?
That depends on what you mean:
Not for pie
But pizza guy
Their appetites obscene.
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Night of the Peek-A-Boo Beauties
FanfictionThis fit of verse is based on Red Velvet's 'Peek-A-Boo' video. The pizza guy is the EveryDork, with whom many of us can identify. He meets one or more beautiful women, develops a crush, begins to hope beyond all reasonable aspirations that she might...