No ME(i) Without YU(zu)...

Bird Brained Barbie VS. Australian Wooden Flip-flop

"Ughh... Mmmh... Almost there, Yu~ahhh~..." the girl never finished her sentence when suddenly, a raven haired beauty opened the door...
"Yuzu, Mom wanted to talk to - - -", freezing at the sight of; a frustrated naked girl sprawled on the bed, and a disheveled blonde person trapped between the naked girl's thighs, that paled into shock as soon as she realized what had just happened. Silence ensued for quite a time until the impatient clicking of heels from an older woman was fast approaching.

"Yuzu, what's with this call from your university dean saying you're...". The older woman halted at the scene flaunted right before her eyes.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE, YUZUKO!!!" Yelled a furious raging Ume in front of the three people, who finally came back from their state of trance and embarassment. "M-Mom...Mama... I-I..mmm..its...", an embarassed stuttering blonde stood up abruptly, forgetting she was half naked with just her tight boxers on, while trying to save herself from the wrath of her fuming mother with her incoherent mumbles. Beside Ume, the black haired girl stood there, eyes stuck on a Yuzu in her half naked glory, eyes wandering from her chest down to her taut well defined abs, going further down on the waistband of her boxers, to her crotch and lingering there for more than she was allowed... 'oh my goodn---... Is that her - - - .....??? .', Mei screamed in her thoughts though without any hint of surprise in her unchanging cold facial expression. She forcibly dragged her eyes back up, to Yuzu's love handles, to her exposed chest, up to her lips, and finally reaching her green eyes, which instantly caught her busy roaming amethyst orbs. After a few eternal seconds of staring contest, Yuzu finally felt the cold breeze in her room. Realizing her exposure, her left hand shamefully covered her chest while reaching for the blanket in her bed, pulling it forcefully resulting to the almost forgotten girl in the bed to fall on the floor with a loud 'THUD'...
"Owww! What the hell, Yuzu?", screamed the naked girl...
"I-I'm sorry, Lucy!", Yuzu, bent down grabbing a pillow to cover the girl. "Let me help you up. Could you grab your clothes and go change in the closet?".

Yuzu held out her free hand but was slapped away by the other girl. She angrily stood up and confronted the blonde, forgetting the other two people in the room. "What the hell? Are you kicking me out already? And who's Lucy? I sure as hell am not her!". Screamed the girl while picking up her scattered clothes who felt so aggrieved by the blonde.
Ume was beside fuming and hearing the arrogant girl yelling did nothing to reduce the boiling of her blood looking at the predicament. Mei, in her attempt to avert her gaze from the fine guilty specimen called Yuzu, picked up a shirt she found on the floor. Seeing this, the blonde quickly snatched the shirt from Mei and hurriedly put it on.
Wanting to put an end to this whole ordeal, Ume quickly moved towards the blonde, dragging her by the ears towards the living room and throwing her on the couch.
"You are in very deep trouble, young lady! You better stay there and not move your butt until i'm back or i'll hang you through that thing between your legs. You hear???!!". "Y-yes Mama!", replied a frightened Yuzu, while covering her crotch with the couch pillow. 'I'm so soo dead! Is there any divinity watching over right now? Please save me from this woman' s fury!!! I promise to be good, i swear!', was Yuzu' s thoughts.

Meanwhile, Ume went rushing back to her daughter's bedroom and stood in front of the girl (who thankfully was not naked anymore), and pulled her out of the room like a speeding bullet train. Mei followed them out while closing the bedroom door, who was silently drowned in her own thoughts. When the outraged mother arrived at the front door, she abruptly pulled to a stop, facing the girl who just shamelessly ranted about her being dragged forcefully.

"You!", screamed Ume while pointing at an unapologetic girl. "You'd either be brainless or brain damaged to ever think my daughter will take you seriously if you instantly drop your panties after she winked at you. Can't you recognize a stupid player when you see one?", yelled Ume at the girl. "Hey, Mamaaa! I'm not stupid, you know?", protested the blonde. Ume turned to look at Yuzu agonizingly slow with eyes as fierce and piercing like newly sharpened daggers. Seeing that look, the blonde gulped down a lump in her throat sitting back on the couch (still covering her crotch). Mei decided to take a seat on the single seater couch, her gaze bouncing back and forth at the mother and daughter duo. She too felt her hairs stand on end when she saw her stepmother's killer gaze, and just sat there like an invisible audience. She had never seen Ume this angry before.
Another voice decided to break the eerie tension in the room and said, "Uhmm, Old lady? You're absolutely wrong. Yuzu said 'hi' to me when i bumped into her in the university lobby and i told her i wanted to have some fun with her and take me away from there. She never winked at me, and i didn't drop my panties. I asked her to take it off for me so it doesn't get in the way! Duh, i am not an easy girl as you accused me to be!". Ume turned around to face the girl with her mouth hanging almost reaching the floor in astonishment. 'Never in my entire life have i encountered such a bird-brained barbie who could blurt out such stupid reasoning while sounding so confident.', Ume thought. "Well, for a second there i thought you were smart until you opened your mouth. You should've just kept quiet. Now..." , said Ume while reaching for something from the shoe rack. "This here is an Australian wooden flip-flop, specially designed with the characteristic of a boomerang. The production of this item has been banned after it has been found that this is being used more of a weapon by the australian secret intelligence, rather than a footwear. I haven't used this in a while now, but i think the situation right now calls for it to serve again. I will give you three seconds to get out of my sight or this thing right here, will be the last thing you'll see before your eyes will close permanently. One... ". The girl gasped in fright, and turned to Yuzu one last time...
"L-Lucy, listen to her! She's not one to joke about this kind of stuff... Run for your life, and never look back! Gooo! Nowwww! ", said a panicked Yuzu. The girl however furrowed her brows annoyingly and screamed at the top of her lungs. "I SAID, MY NAME IS NOT LUCYYYYY! MY NAME IS---", she returned to her senses before she finished talking when she heard Ume cutting her off with... "THREE... Don't say i didn't warn you!". The girl hurriedly sprinted out the door in an attempt to save herself from what was coming to her. Ume then went at the door and pulled her arms back as far as she could, eyes locked on her retreating target and threw her weapon of choice. The weapon flew in the direction of the target, but just went past her. The girl laughed while looking back at Ume and mocked her. "Nice aim, old lady! Haha--- ughh!". She didn't get to finish her laugh as the deadly flip-flop hit her right in the head as it made its way back into Ume's hand. Smirking, she glanced at the unconscious girl lying on the hallway, yelling at her. "That should teach you a lesson not to ever show your face to my daughter ever again! And also.... I'm not that old you little s**t!". Then she went back to the door and slammed it shut behind her. When she arrived at the living room, she slumped down on the couch, facing two girls seated, mouths hung open with their ashen-paled faces.

"Now, where should i begin?", Ume seethingly said while the expression on her face darkened as she turned to our troublemaking blonde...

To be continued...

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