undertale x Neko male reader

you know what I hate this place

Alright quick note here if I ever do get to the surface or other aus should I add this pink blob up there or should I keep it with the two we already have
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Waking up after who knows how long I open my eyes and Look up and see a pair of dots staring at me I jump back looking forward to seeing Sans sitting on the other side of the chair, lying on the armrest

Y/n:So uh you just gonna stare at me or

sans:Oh my bad just saw you curled up weirdly on the couch but hey I'm not one to judge

He looks at me winking at me for some reason looking around the TV is on show some robot?? Talking about some show

Sans:Oh that's mettaton he's one of papyrus favorite TV host it's been a big dream of his tpo meet them in person but I don't really see why but hey everyone has there own taste

As he says this he pulls out a bottle of ketchup before chugging it down

......

(Yeah that's where I cross the line)

Y/n: yeah welp I'll see you later tell papyrus I'll see him later but I have a underground to explore and leave so bye bye fun bone man

I get up off the couch preparing to leave out into the cold again

Sans:Hey you sure you want to leave so early I mean you've barely checked out snowdin would you really want to leave so you didn't even really get to meet frisk

.... Oh shit he's right I haven't really seen frisk anywhere really hmm I wondervif I leave now would that be a dick move or should I stay and talk to them some more before I leave

I mean the couch is pretty nice and I even found some gold in-between the couch cushions and all without even having to move my leggings all thanks to papyrus

Speaking of those two where are they it's been pretty quiet lately and even in the short amount of time I've known him papyrus Isn't the quietest of people

Y/n:Hey sans speaking of where's papyrus and frisk I mean it's pretty quiet with just us here

Sans:Oh yeah the human and my bro are hanging out or in his words on a date

Y/n:Really and your just ok with it

Sans:Yep

Hey by the way you got anything good to eat I'm kinda hungry

Sure kid I got two options for yuh if you want you can try some of my bros cook now I wouldn't try the spaghetti trust me he's still in testing faze of making it while the other food is edible I doesn't have the best taste from what I've been told or you can go to grillby's with me

Thinking over my options I'd rather go to this grillby's place plus I have to learn more about this place if I ever have to come back

y/n:Alright sans take me to grillby's

Sans:Now that's more like it just follow me I know a shortcut

Follow sans through the front door before we enter the bar I saw earlier walking towards the two stools that are open as we make our way there multiple people are talking to sans great and hyping him up like he's the cool guy of the town

Moving with sans I try to not make eye contact with the monsters as some of them stare at me confused others with a look of interest still I'd rather not find out why there staring at me

Still as sans sits down I go to sit down in the stool next to him I stop confused why some people are grinning at me when I go to sit down I stop and take a good look at the stool too see a whoopee cushion I grab it before slapping upside sans head as a joke