Survive for the five (SFTF): Hamburger goes away

Chapter III: A confused jem, and a jobless burger

Jem's POV

I was hearing Spoon's valid criticisms until I heard megaphone yelling. "Megaphone, what are you like talking about?" Ink bottle replied. "It's just, where the hell is Hamburger?" She answered. "I'm not sure where he is but I thought we all agreed to have the meeting without him" smartphone replied. If I'm being honest me and Hamburger have never had a 1 to 1 conversation before, we all knew him as the guy who ate an unhealthy amount of food and that was it. However know that megaphones mentioned it I guess it's weird that he isn't here. "Look we'll probably see him later but can we please move on" bowling ball harshly put. Everyone agreed and the meeting continued.

30 MINUTES LATER

So that was a very good meeting. We put in our opinions and no one got that mad. "Alright girls I'm gonna go see where Hamburger is k?" "Um megaphone I'm not saying you can't but why do care about where Hamburger is? Don't you hate him" star stated. "Well, um yeah, but I think it's important that he hears what we said during the meeting and to figure out why he wasn't there." After that megaphone went on her skateboard and left.

Hamburgers POV

When I woke up I sighed it's going to be weird not seeing any of the other SFTF objects around but at the same time I know this is the best path for me. Well I can't just sit around I have to find a job. Wow there's a big office building I know it's a long shot but why not right? "Um hello I'm looking for a job" after I said that a lipstick told me to go to a door on the left. Oh jeez this is so stressful, you can do this Hamburger. The worst he can say is no, besides I don't have any friends or family I can disappoint by saying I didn't get the job. When I walked in I saw a moustache walking back and forth.

Moustaches POV

Aw shit, I just ruined this company, it's ok, it's ok, I just need a scapegoat and I will be fine. "Um hello I'd like a job here" some overweight, fat, tub of lard said. This guy is perfect I mean who really cares about fat objects, and this is the most plump thing I've ever seen. "You know what you're so qualified and 'good looking' I'll let you run the company" he then had his jaw drop down to the floor.

Hamburgers POV

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like that I run the company! I immediately kissed the moustache 1st in the mouth, (even though I'm straight) and then on the cheek several times. He then replied "thank you, thank you. I'll tell everyone the good news. Just like that he left the room. I only have one problem. I don't this companys name, what it does, or what I'm supposed to do!