Chapter 1: depression 😔🖤🥀

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Cartman sadly walks down the halls to see Stan ,Kyle and Kenny
Cartman: y-you guys I self diagnosed myself with depression
Kyle : Cartman you don't have depression 🙄
Cartman: YOU DON'T KNOW ME KAHL 😤
Stan: Cartman wtf
Cartman: you guys hate me cause you ain't me 😜😝💖💅
Kenny: mmmph mph mph mph
Cartman: at least Kenny understands me 🙄
Cartman storms off
Kyle: that was weird
Stan: yea ...
POV at lunchtime
Kyle Kenny and Stan sit then cartman approaches them
Cartman: guys I hate myself 😭🖤😢😞🥀
Kyle : we finally have something in common 😉
Cartman: shut up Jew I'm trying to be depressed over here
Kyle 💀
Stan 💀
Kenny 💀
Cartman: WaHhHHhH I'm sooooo sad 😩😢😭🥺
Kyle: what the -
Cartman : 🥺
Kyle: Bro Stahp 😡
Cartman: 🥺
Kyle: I will murder you
Cartman: 🥺
Cartman 🥺
Cartman 🥺
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Kyle : NAW STFU 🤬
Cartman: whahhsbshakakzhzkKjJjajajjajajajajajsjjajsjsjsjsjsjsjajajjJjJjJajjajajajajajhßdhhdh
Kyle:ßhhshhsjsjjaakkkpjsjsjkakkakkakkakajajajaiiaiasjjeejdiduus wut huh they bbsbahahajajanananajajai
Stan: *records with camera*
Kenny: *pulls out ukulele*
Cartman: KAHL if you don't stop I will turn into a baddie alpha wolf 🐺😡🤬
Kyle: shiver me Timbers 🥶
Cartman: awoooooooooo zaddy 😏🐺🐺
Stan: Naw furry 💀🗿 👁🫦👁
Kenny: fuck dis shit I'm out

idk what to put here soo

idk what to put here soo

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He looks so goofy 😊

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