The next day
Cartman: it's Saturday....KEWL😎👊
Cartman: Kyle witnessed the murder so... TIME TO KIDNAP KAHL 😜
Cartman: I already have Kyle's address so let's goo
Cartman then goes down to Kyle's house 🏡
Kyle: Cartman?
Cartman: you're coming with me 😈
Kyle: Huh 💀
AT CARTMAN'S HOUSE
Kyle: wtf cartman
Cartman: hahahaha now you can't report me to the cops
Cartman: 🎶na na na na na you can't call the cops on me 🎶
Kyle: dammit cartman 😤
Cartman: pulls out knife
Kyle: ......💀
Cartman: LISTEN HERE KAHL YOU BETTER NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT ME KILLING THE GOTHS OR I WILL KEEL YOU 👺👹🧌
Kyle: mOndAy lEft mE bRoKeN 😞
Cartman: oh no his Bootiful singing powers are too much 🧌
Kyle: tUesDay I wAs ThRough WiTh hOpInG 🥺
Cartman: nOoOoO
Kyle: wEdNsdAY mY eMpty ARms were open 😢
Cartman: no his singing is too Bootiful 🥺
Kyle: haha I'm getting away now 😝😜🤪
Cartman shit 😒
Kyle's POV
I run as fast as I can to the cops
Kyle's mind: that fatass is so busted
Kyle: hello
Cop: yes
Kyle : Eric Cartman just killed a couple kids from my school
Cop: ok where is this Eric Cartman
Kyle: 28201 Bonanza St.
Ok
Back at Cartman's place
Cop: you are under arrest for first degree murder
Cartman: F*ck you Kahl
Kyle: 😏
Cartman is then taken to jail
