• Ovulation can be both the best thing on earth and also the most irritating
• Tal never would have thought he'd ever refuse/be too tired for more than 2 rounds
• When you're Ovulating your way more needy-- desperate even, a little aggressive, and you force him to keep up with your fast speed
• Your mood swings are crazy and all over the place
• Tallahassee is a lot more nervous, quiet, and stiff and awkward this month.
• In his head you're like a feral animal about to pounce unless he stays frozen and quiet.
• His stress, anxiety, and tiredness levels are through the roof
• One moment your happy, laughing, and loving it up with him, the next your screaming at him or crying. One time you were all three at once and Tal was too afraid to laugh
• Warm cuddles at night/or any time of the day with his hands on your stomach, your favorite personal heating pad 🥰
• Lots and LOTS of supply runs just so that you can shove your face in ice cream and chocolate all day.
• Tallahassee will go on as many runs as he needs to, to get any menstrual items you need/want and medication that'll help with cramps, headaches, etc.
• If it really hurts till the point that you're crying he'll hug you tight and whisper sweetness in your hair while rocking you gently and holding a heating pad to your stomach.
•The others make fun (just jokes of course) but he's that type who doesn't care and in the old world he would have bought you stuff with no embarrassment.
• "What size pussy you wear, sweetheart?"
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• Long and relaxing massages. Foot, back, legs, neck, more...intimate parts, you name it. He'll even give you a full body massage with body oils and everything, even if you don't ask and he just knows you had a bad day
• He'll run warm baths for you and sometimes join in
• While in the bath together he'll tell you to close your eyes and relax against his chest then he'll massage the shampoo & conditioner into your hair and wash your body for you.
*More intimate stuff*
• If your breasts are sore he'll gently massage them for you
• The natural smell of you, like your sweat and blood, makes his hormones spike.
• If you/both of you want to get frisky, you refuse because you're embarrassed
• "Darling....we live in the goddamn apocalypse. I absolutely do not care....I get covered in blood almost everyday anyway.
Why would I object to making love to my gorgeous wife for something stupid?
Even before the apocalypse I wouldn't care. It's natural, and it doesn't make you gross.
Besides...You ALWAYS smell and taste so delicious~"
