Just Your Regular Cameraman

Chapter 1 (Skibidi)

As Cameraman#114 stood among his fallen comrades, an army of Toilets begin converging onto his location surrounding him with numerous small Toilets, a few large Toilets, and a building size Toilet. He could see that his end was near and so he readies himself. If he was going to die, he'd do it taking down as many as he can. The first Toilet approached him so he brings his fist back before striking the Toilet square in the face causing the thing to fly straight back. It lands on it's side remaining motionless, but two more appear in front of him to which he grabs both their heads, crushing them together flattening them like pancakes. This catches a few of the Toilet's attention, but for only a moment before they continue their charge. Cameraman#114 resumes his series of smashing, punching, and kicking killing each Toilet, until finally one of the large ones get close enough to strike; however, Cameraman#114 rolls to the side dodging the large Toilet's strike, giving the Cameraman an opening to jump on the Large Toilet's face and with that force jumping onto the bowl of the Toilet and flushing it. This made more Toilets stop in their place, but the three more large Toilets appeared in front of Cameraman#114 trying to chomp on him, so he jumps just above them landing on one of the large Toilet's head, running down it's neck and onto the back flushing it, doing this same thing for the other two. This terrified the smaller Toilets leaving just the building size Toilet who was already about to strike Cameraman#114, leaving no time to dodge he brought back his fist, mustering all his strength before upper cutting the building size Toilet so hard it's neck extended upwards and as it snapped back down it caused the building size Toilet to flush itself. This made every other Toilet in the vicinity to flee, but Cameraman#114 wasn't letting any of them go, so he chased every last one down flushing every small and large size toilets before they could get away. Finally he sat upon the remains of the building size Toilet looking out towards the massacre he just created.

"SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBIDI SKIBIDI YEET YEET"

That dreadful song resumed once more, but Cameraman#114 is frozen with fear as he sees the one and only G-Toilet heading straight towards him with an even larger army of Toilets charging ahead of him. But he hears another noise, turning around he sees an army of Camermen approaching with CameraStriders and even CameraTitan himself. They charge forwards clashing with the Toilet army, CameraTitan blocks G-Toilet's eye laser beams with his giant shield and as he closes the distance he smashes the shield into G-Toilet's face causing it to scream in pain, but before they could even take advantage of their push, a building size Metal Toilet crashed into CameraTitan stunning him long enough for G-Toilet to fire his eye lasers into CameraTitan's core causing heavy damage to the Titan. He's forced to retreat along with the rest of the Cameramen army, but not without the army sustaining heavy losses during the retreat.

Fast forwards to the remnants of the Cameramen army now in base healing their wounded and planning their next attack. While this was all going on, Cameraman#114 was in the infirmary being fixed up from his wounds. After a few minutes of sparks flying and clinking and clanking noises the engineer Cameraman gives him a thumbs up and giving him the go ahead to leave. As Cameraman#114 is walking down the hall he can see the rows of injured cameramen all suffering from either a few scratches to missing limbs. He tries not to watch too long to avoid any unnecessary eye contact. As he reaches the main hall of the base, he sees more Cameramen heading out followed with larger Cameramen and CameraStriders. So Cameraman#114 follows along, they begin fighting back the Toilets stationed outside the city on the main highway, we continue to push till we make it outside CentralPark where the buildings in front of the Cameramen army crumble as G-Toilet appears once more with ToiletStriders of his own along with an army of small, large, and building size Toilets, completely outnumbering the alliance in unit count, so the Cameramen retreat with the CameraStriders covering the retreat, but they don't make it far forcing the Cameramen along with Cameraman#114 to scatter all over throughout the city. Cameraman#114 found himself outside warehouses being spotted by a few small police Toilets, but he dispatches them with ease flushing each one. He moves further throughout the city to see an unfamiliar face, a Speakerman was flushing small Toilets left and right with the larger ones taking on the larger Toilets, flushing them as well, but with every victory so far, this too was short lived as a large building size ski mask Toilet appeared making his way towards the small group of Cameramen and Speakermen. But just before the battle could begin, Cameraman#114 hears a noise in the distance.

ACTING ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR

A SpeakerTitan appears blasting the ski mask Toilet in the face.

TURN YOUR BACK ON MOTHER NATURE

He uppercutted the Toilet before it could bite him, then he fired into the Toilet's gaping mouth with his arm blaster cannon killing the ski man Toilet and as the ski man Toilet flushed down the drain, SpeakerTitan sat on the remains of the ski man Toilet.

EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

Things were finally looking up for the Alliance, as they were taking more ground in the city, they even managed to kill another high valued target, the black fedora Toilet who was hiding in a warehouse with other building size Toilets. As they move further down the street, Cameraman#114 along with some Cameramen and Speakermen were stopped by a lonesome small Toilet, but this one was different, as the large Speakerman approached, the Toilet zip upwards severing the head from the larger speakerman's shoulders. Everyone tried to duck for cover, but it constantly kept zipping passed them, killing each one of the Cameramen and injuring the Speakerman, but as it zips into Cameraman#114, the Glitch Toilet stopped dead in it's tracks unable to damage the Cameraman the same way he's damaged every other Alliance member by ramming into them with blinding speed. Cameraman#114 punched it so hard it nearly flushed itself, the Toilet became terrified it tried to flee. It makes a mental note to remember the description of the Cameraman that nearly killed him before zipping away for safety. Cameraman#114 turns towards the rest of the remaining Cameramen/Camerawoman and Speakermen with the Cameramen giving him a thumbs up and the Speakermen dancing.

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