The Cruise!

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The entire Class was Now on A Sub-Bus the Fusion of A Submarine and A School Bus for an Underwater School trip and you were excited as hell!

Y/n: HELL YEAH! School Trip! School Trip! School Trip! School Trip!

Dumfer: Could you keep it down I am trying to review the footage.

Y/n: Oh Sorry, I'm Just excited.

Dumfer: Man Skarpne provided me with some Good Content. Wait...

Y/n: What?

Dumfer: I think I may have accidentally Caught-

Just then Trece pulled himself in.

Trece: Hey Isn't that Mint's Shoes? I didn't know she was in these Videos. Nice.

Y/n: Hello Trece. Fuck off.

Trece: Hey, I was just going to Look at these Videos, I mean aren't they Hot?

He had stolen Dumfer's Camera and was Looking over the Videos, But then you snatched the Camera from his hands without him even noticing at first.

Y/n: Alright Trece I have 2 Options for you. 1. Leave us alone or 2. You leave with fewer teeth than you already Have.

Trece: Woah calm down Man. I'm Just enjoying the Babes.

Y/n: Yeah, and I'm about to-

Just then Skarpne showed up in A Sexy Guide Tour Lady Outfit as she Grabbed the PA System Mic.

Skarpne: Well Hello everyone welcome to the Pleasure cruise~

Y/n: OH HELL NO! Dumfer We're leaving!

Dumfer: But we're already underwater!

Y/n: Then we're talking to the captain!

Skarpne: Oh Sorry about that but I already took care of him.

Y/n: Then who is running the Ship?

Skarpne: Undi.

Y/n: (Pinches Bridge of the nose) Of fucking course He is...

Meanwhile, with Witchly, she was sitting on the Dock missing the Sub-Bus.

Witchly: When is that Bus going to get here?

Just then the Sub Bus zoomed by splashing her!

Witchly: What was that!? It Must be the work of A Demon!

Back with Undi, He sneezed.

Undi: Achoo! Geez, did someone Mention me?

Just then you Busted the door Open and dragged Dumfer in with you!

Y/n: UNDI YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Undi: Oh Hey, finally going to consider A Job in Porn?

Y/n: NO! EVERYONE IN THERE ARE HUMPING LIKE RABBITS! WHAT IS GOING ON!?

Undi: Must be the Neptunian Asphrodisacs. It cleans the Mind and blanks it while they do the deed.

Y/n: THE FUCK!?

Dumfer: Are you sure you can steer this Ship?

Undi: Of course, I can! I just got it underwater! Right?

You all then hit A Coral Reef cracking the Glass!

Y/n: Oh No...

Undi: Don't worry I Hacked this entire Ship. I Can Just Resurface Back-

He then got splashed with water.

Undi: Oh. I forgot the water Protection.

He then deactivated.

Y/n: Dumfer do you know how to drive A Sub?

Dumfer: No. You?

Y/n: I could Learn.

You then checked the Diagnostic system and saw something wrong.

Y/n: Okay the Left Turbine is Broken. If we can Just Fix that we will rocket our way to the Surface! (Sarcastic) Any more trouble would be welcome right now of course.

Trece: Hey how is this going?

Y/n: I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!

Dumfer: What are you doing in there?

Trece: I got tired of Fucking your cousin.

Y/n: You Know when we're done. I'm breaking A Few Teeth. I really am.

Trece: Anything I can help with?

Y/n: You Know what? Yes! You can!

You all then Ingeniously Used Trece's compactable Surfboard to open up the Submarine turbine and make it to the surface. Of course everyone on the Boat episodes you 4 remembered anything.

Dumfer: I'm sorry Trece, I'll Pay for A New Surfboard.

Trece: Eh, It's Okay Fucking your Cousin was Good enough.

Dumfer then tripped him and he fell breaking his nose.

Trece: AGH!! My Nose!!

Dumfer: You Better get that checked out Trece.

She then walked off.

Y/n:  Woah, You tripped Trece!

A/n: 0:12-0:13

She felt Pretty Proud of herself for what she did and that comment made her Blush.

Y/n: Wait! Skarpne!

You both ran in to See Skarpne standing there In the Nude as her inflated Belly filled with Men Bazooka Juice shrank back down.

Y/n: Skarpne what the hell are you thinking!?

Skarpne: Well I was having some fun! Plus I Got snacks for Later!

She then held up some condoms filled with said Bazooka Juice!

Y/n: Woman! You are Insane!

Skarpne: Well it's Just who I am. I know you secretly Like it Y/n~ You Too Dumfer~

Y/n: Doubt it.

Dumfer: Yeah... Um... Doubt it.

Y/n: (Whisper) Stay strong woman. We are A United front.

Dumfer: (Whisper) What are we her Parents?

Y/n: (Whisper) Considering the Level of Her Maturity then Possibly yes.

Skarpne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God, You guys are Hilarious! Geez, I Love hanging out with you guys!

She then Hugged you both as you both Just groaned at her Utter Incompetence and Lack of actual Common Sense.

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