Fake scenarios

Her type (g+b)

H/n POV

"Oh come on, please just ask her?"
"Why why why do I have to do that now?" says my coworker as he puts the plates down
"I just want to know!"
"She told me she's not interested in boys. Why do you want me to ask her about her type?"
"Well, if you ask her she won't think it's weird, but if I do.."
"Okay okay I'll ask her, you got it."
"Ah!! Thanks you're the best!!"
"Yeah yeah, leave me alone now"

Y/N POV

"So, y/n, still no boyfriend or something?"
"Nope. Still nothing."
"Do you have a type maybe? You know you can tell me, I won't tell your mom!"
"Uh yea I guess I do."
"Tell me!"
"I'm pretty picky tho. But I guess, kind boys. You know those who help others a lot, are friendly and good with kids. I find that cute. Ooh, funny too. That's really important. Just someone nice and funny I guess. And they have to treat me like a princess haha"
"Nice and funny huh? And physically? Like hair colour? A favourite?"
"Blondes."
"Ohh, got it."

H/N POV

Ooh he's coming!

"So!! what did she say??"
"She literally described you."
"No way?! what did she say?? Oh my god!"
"Calm down my boy. She said she likes kind boys-"
"I'm a kind boy!"
"-who help others a lot-"
"I DO THAT!"
"-good with kids-"
"I love those kids!!"
"who treats her like a princess-"
"Alright alright!"
"-and, who are funny"
"MAN I AM FUNNY!"
"You surely are."
"This is crazy oh my gosh, thank you!"
"I'm not done."
"What do you mean?"
"Well if you'd just let me speak you'd know by know."
"Oh come on!"
"I asked about hair colour."
"And??"
"Blondes."

Y/N POV

I walk with my tray of glasses when I see h/n jumping all smiley with my coworker (which looks a lot less excited)

"Oh my god!!!! I'm so happy man!!"
He notices me
"Oh hi y/n!" he says with the brightest smile.
"Hi!"
"Gotta go back to work! There's a KID that needs my HELP with a cake. Bye princess!"
He leaves all jumpy.

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