((these are the fics that have practically no plot and just the reader kissing a bunch of characters.))
You sit on the bleachers at the Slytherin Quidditch practice, half reading your book and half watching the game. Or, more specifically, watching Draco Malfoy. He grins at one of the other slytherins as he plays. A girl. A wave of jealousy hits you. Too bad you've got no chance with him. You spend zero time on your looks and %100 of your time studying. Luckily you've got a tiny waist and perfect skin and are kind of effortlessly beautiful anyway.
Then Draco gets off his broom. He comes over and sits beside you, even though everyone knows that if this fanfic didn't suck the Slytherin team captain would be shouting "Malfoy what the f*** are you doing? Get back on the field!" But that doesn't happen because we just wanna get to the smooching.
"Hi." You say nervously.
"Hi." He's staring into your eyes mesmerizingly. "You're beautiful."
The he dips you and kisses you passionately, cause even though we're only 211 words into this fic they're already making out. Yay!
When you come up for air he says, "I love you." Even though you've only ever said 'Hi' to him.
Then he takes your hand and walks you down the steps to the Quidditch team, who are actually secretly One Direction in disguise.
"Hey, guys. This is my girlfriend, [your name]."
"Hi." The cute one says.
"Oh my god you guys should totally move in with us." The hippie one says.
"Yeah! So should Draco!" Shrek says.
"Omg yes!" You say.
And that's how you, Draco and Shrek became the newest members of one direction.
