*this tkaes place in choir class*
mr colemans jolly self sat excitingly at the corner of the room. the class quiet and edging in excitement as he walks towards the front of the room.
"KONICHIWA COLEMAN-KUN!!!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" the class shouts.
it was a beautiful day. the gays were thriving. the birds were chirping. but most importantly the lesbians were also thriving which could also be grouped into the gay umbrella.
noah was scrolling on his phone, watching edits of all the flavors of the rainbow such as JHutch, Quackity, and who knows what else. nobody knew about the folder in his photos luckily. it was full of multiple men. how dare he act straight.
bella turns to see her celebrity crush. "omg thats literally my man josh hutcherson! i love him!!" you could tell sarah was uncomfortable. she loved bella so so much. they were practically girlfriends. neither one could get the drop dead confession out of their mind.
bella was popular with the gays. always has been. she was content with the gays, and the gays were content with her. but sarah... she HATED the gays. every night before she goes to sleep... "UUUGHH!!! I HATE THE GAYS!!! THEY MAKE ME ANGRY!!!! they always steal my one true love... my one true girlfriend.." little did she know. she had already been infected by the gay pandemic.
clearing her thoughts of hating the gays, she turns to her one true love. "do u not love me? :(" she manages to say. bellas face is struck with shock. like this -> 😱😱😱😱
"no! i have a confession to make... I LOVE YOU!! you are my girlfriend!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"
sarah is like 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱... "i love u too... girlfriend.... i LOVE the gays... HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!"
the whole class is in shambles. mr colemans knees have already given out. he's sobbing on the floor in happiness. the class exclaims. "HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!!!"
they hug. uvi says, "well noah. now that they have come out... i should too. i love the gays! hip hip hooray!!!!"
the girls hug. the end.
