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As the weather grows colder, hell freezes over as well, icing  bridges that have once been burned to a crisp

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As the weather grows colder, hell freezes over as well, icing  bridges that have once been burned to a crisp.

Will Mr. Bridges be able to mend what was once bliss between he and Ms. Hue?

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11:38 PM
Shiloh Hue
Upstate, NY

An abrupt ft call emerges from my ipad, waking me up from my light slumber.

Answering the call coming from "ed edd & eddy", I'm met with two frantic faces.

"SHILOH TAKE UR FUCKIN PHONE OFF DND I RANG YOUR SHIT BOUT SIX TIMES!!!!" Sage immediately barkes at me as the  call begins to connect.

"That's the whole point of DND you whore..." I argue. "What's up tho, you guys on Roblox or sum?" I say while setting my ipad up on my nightstand, rubbing the sleep out of my eyes.

"We're u sleep????? It's only eleven bru fuck wong wit you. Grandma ass needa get outta that bed." Syd comments, pointing out the tiredness in my face.

"Grandma got it. Shordy got her mumu on and everything." Sage says as she snickers, also pointing out my current attire.

"Ya sucking me, get off my dick first off. Second off, niggas can't take naps now???? I was zooted off my ass and KO'd. Now hop off, thank you." I say retaliating.

"Chill on us sister. We was spamming ur shit tryna see if you saw what slenderman been up to." Sage pried.

"I know you not talking about who I think you talking about.." I utter, deadpanning the camera.

"Yes Tony Shhnow 2.0 himself." Sage doubles down.

"Sir. Slumpington." Syd adds on, giggling to herself at their antics.

"You niggas corny as shit bru.. what do ya gotta tell me about him man." I sigh, not wanting to be reminded of his existence.

"Bro that nigga geekin out on sum I don't know. He been flooding his story wit mad flics and vids of you two together." Sage informs me.

"Shit half of the posts mainly pics of yourself. Talking bout he miss you so much, knowing damn well.." Syd adds on, shaking her head recalling our past relationship endeavors.

"Y'all lying.. he's so aggy." I begin to front.

Although I'd like to act disgusted hearing about the current situation, I'm jumping off the walls, hitting moves like I'm Simone Biles on the inside.

"Go look for yourself ShiShi.. nigga been at it for like two hours straight." Sage suggests, egging on the situation.

"Wait wait wait.. so u mean to tell me I've been awoken out of my sweet sweet slumber to hear about slenderman???? No ty!!!!!" I exclaim, leaving the call.

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