The moment I found out that my whore wife was banging her tennis instructor, I knew my marriage was over.
The mansion is all mine now. Although I love him, I kicked my son Jimmy out to the streets of Los Santos. You think I don't care? He's 20. Maybe his comedian career will take off. Lazy pothead.
What about Tracey? She also got the boot. But before she left, I handed her a stack and got her an interview on a black leather couch.
All this to say, maybe my divorce wasn't so bad. I certainly got the long end of that stick! But little did I know, my time as a retiree was about to end.
It all started one bright Monday morning by my pool...
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Michael De Santa's Sexy Double Life
FanfictionIn honor of the release of the GTA6 trailer, the perverted mind of ocelmo11 brings you a funny fanfiction told from GTAV Michael's perspective.
