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mikey - hey :)

mads - sup :-P

mikey - i'm Michael, call me Mikey B-)

mads - I'm sorry do I know you ??

mikey - nope hehe

mads - oh okay, cool. I'm Maddie

mikey - is that you in your picture?

mads - yes :-)

mikey - you're very pretty :-)

mads - are you like one of those creepy guys that actually don't want to talk, and they want to find and rape you?

mikey - no wtf

mads - okay good :-) how old are you?

mikey - 18, you?

mads - dude I'm 13

mikey - okay goodbye now

mads - mike, I'm joking I just turned 18 :-D

mikey - okay I didn't deserve that now

mads - no you really didn't, I wanted to see if you'd still talk to a 13 year old girl :-P

mikey - as you can see I wouldn't

mads - well I know now. Is that you in your picture?

mikey - in fact it is

mads - why do you have like a million girls around you, are you famous?

mikey - I'm in a band, I wouldn't say famous.

mads - yeh, ok ok :-)

mikey - what's up

mads - what's your band called

mikey - 6 seconds of winter

mikey - I'm joking its 5 seconds of summer

mads - I actually googled it, fuckhead

mikey - lol got u

mads - hehe that'd be funny if you said got him

mikey - why?

mads - have you seriously not seen the deez nuts guy?

mikey - nope

mads - wtf you need to see it

mikey - why

mads - because it's funny, fuckhead

mikey - why do you keep calling me that

mads - because I usually call people by their hair colour, then head afterwards but it looks like you change yours a lot.

mikey - I do indeed, so why fuck?

mads - so I don't have to change it every time you change your hair

mikey - you're lazy, like me :-)

mads - yes I am, yes I am.

mikey - where are you from redhead

mads - ah I see you found out my hair colour :) and I'm from England.

mads - I didn't ask where you were from because Google told me.

mikey - I'm from Australia

mads - I know fuckhead

mikey - okay I like that name, it's pretty cool.

mads - wait how the hell do I know it's you?

mikey - ask me to pose in a certain way and I'll take a picture

mads - hmm, where are you?

mikey - in a hotel in LA

mads - go to the lobby in underwear and scream Maddie is so fucking beautiful

mikey - really ?? it's 2am

mads - ok ur fake.. bye now :-)

mikey - wait okay, fine.

mads - thought so, fuckhead ;-)

mikey - okay I'm calling you shithead, fuck redhead that's boring.

mads - do it. NOW MICHAEL

mikey - brb

mads - I'll wait ;-)

mikey - there, God.

mikey - video attachment

Maddie opened the video, and Michael did as she asked. She laughed at the end, since michael apologised like a million times.

mads - okay you're real hehehe

mikey - I know lol

mads - how's LA? I've never been to America before

mikey - I could fly you out if you wanted ??

mads - oh no, I couldn't ask you to do that. Plus I still don't trust you enough, you could still want to rape me!!

mikey - no way, although sex (with the ladies content) sounds good right now.

mads - hehe you're an asshole

mikey - says you, you think I'm gonna rape you from across the world.

mads - technically, I meant if you were going to be in the same room as be, but hey whatever floats your boat

mikey - that made me laugh haha

mads - what can I say, I'm pretty funny.

mikey - you kinda aren't though

mads - I'm listening to 'heartbreak girl' and the Asian guy is hot. Is that Luke?

mikey - hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god I'm so showing Calum that.

mads - oh, shit it's Calum.

mikey - he isn't Asian, which made that funny.

mads - omg don't tell him I feel bad

mikey - it pisses him off so much it's funny

mads - I don't wanna piss him off he's kinda hot

mikey - that's cold, you're that person who tells a person their friends are hot

mads - well you're pretty hot too, just didn't wanna say it

mikey - hey I gotta go, it's almost 3am and I gotta be at an interview tomorrow

mads - awwww okay, well goodnight

mikey - hey you can't tell anyone my kik name ok

mads - ok

mikey - goodnight shithead :-)

mads - goodnight fuckhead ;-P

mikey - I'll talk to u tomorrow?? Or tonight for u

mads - okay ;-) I'll speak to you then :-p byeeeee!

mikey - cya dude B-)

mads - sleep fuckhead

mikey - I'm not tired

mads - well I'm not speaking to you until 7pm tonight, goodnight fuckhead :-)

Hehehehe I started a book :-P