In each of these universes, you find yourself consuming what is known as the pink pill. This pill is essentially a drug that enhances your libido to the max and you'll quite literally never experience arousal like you do when you've taken this pill...
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"What even is that?" you ask your friend, Lee, as you reach for the pink package that she just nonchalantly tossed onto your coffee table. You're seated on your couch as you wrap your fingers around the piece of pink carton, uncrossing your legs once you have it in your hands.
Your eyes scan the white letters around the pink cartoon cat but you still can't make much sense of it.
"I saw someone tweet about it. Essentially, it's like viagra for vaginas," Lee tells you as she leans back into the couch, a cold can of coke in her hand.
You can't help but snort in mockery as you throw it back onto the table in front of you and say, "There's no way in hell you actually believe that thing works."
Your other friend, Yoona, walks out of your kitchen with another can of soda in her hand. She glances at the small pink package on the table as she plops down on your couch next to you, an amused grin on her lips.
Lee shrugs her shoulders as she zaps through the comedy movies catalogue on Netflix with your remote, her eyes absentmindedly shifting to the packaged pill. "I'm not sure. It was like 10 bucks on Amazon." Her gaze lingers on the pill, a mischievous glint in her eyes.
You roll your eyes, annoyance bubbling in your chest at the fact that your friend is dumb enough to get scammed like this. "10 bucks? They just sold you some cinnamon powder in a capsule and called it a day," you laugh, returning your attention to the TV as you throw your feet up onto the coffee table.
"Oh, yeah? Then why don't you take it?" Lee challenges you, pushing the pill in the pink package toward you with her foot.
Your eyes shift toward the pill. "You want me to take that pill right now?" Your eyebrow cocks up and you stare at it for a moment as if it were poison before turning your attention to her. It could very well be poison, actually.
A smirk stretches onto Yoona's lips as she seemingly enjoys the thought of Lee challenging the most stubborn person on planet Earth. Yoona leans forwards after sipping her coke, parting her lips to say, "Yeah, since you don't think that it works, right?"
You nonchalantly shrug your shoulders, hoping to appear unbothered. You raise your own drink to your lips and glance at your friends over the rim of your can. "I really don't," you say before you take a sip of your iced tea. "But Jungkook is coming over later."
An evil look twinkles in Yoona's eyes as your words reach her ears. "Ah, so you do think there's a chance it works." She's proud of her little gotcha-moment but you make sure it's short-lived.
She watches as you swallow too quickly, a low burp escaping your lips as you scramble to defend yourself.
"No, I literally don't." Why would you? Viagra is insanely expensive, to think it's counterpart is available on Amazon for 10 bucks is insane.
