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"What the frickedy fuck why are you walking right into me while I'm looking at me fancy new shoeS now they're all dirty and shit thank you so much ya fuckinh Cheeto fucker"
The black haired Asian blinked with his big ass anime eyes and gave a small yelp "G-gomen!!" "So you're a fucking weeabo piece of shit too? I'll beat ha into a pulp"
Chris shuffled towards the other with the fist high in the fucking sky he almost reached the moon. The other boy grabbed the fist as he sexily spoke: "私はあなたがスプラトゥーンを吸う賭けます" and used his other fist to punch Chris right on the fucking jaw and you hear than crack noise that makes you go ooooooooo.
Chris softly fell on the ground, making a squidward moan as goes "sonic....,,,,.,,., I never got the chance to fucking beat you up...."
The boy pulled up the red head as he laughs "Gomen'nasai! Anata wa watashi o kowogatte" "but for fucks sake talk English" "this is a anime shuddup" LE GASP :0000000000000 :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH THAT TRAITOR MOTHERfuckARU NYA

"So you're from America"
"Straight out the fuckinh hood and the best too, they couldn't even handle my swag"
"Wow,..,,.,Das gay"

Chris:
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The buy kind of bumped into Chris, giving out a spooky sigh. "Do you want to go to the new cake cafe in town tomorrow??!?!?!?!!?!? B n no bn!?!!?!?!!?!?"
Chris didn't even know this boy's name but he was like "yeah sure I'll bring you a surprise the n I'll see you there 4:20 :0000!!!!!!" And both Loldfdd their way home.

Chris slammed up the door and kicked Sonic with his fancy, now dirty, shoes and chuckled "I got a FUVKING date you piece of lonely shit and you're coming with me so I can watch you starve"
Sonic is very unhappy
Very, this is cruel, why does Chris hate him... Is it cause he's been thinking of becoming EMO? Who cares dude, it's not a phase man.....