Short 1: First Halloween

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(This takes place after Scott Pilgrim series)

It was dawn on October 31st, Ichi and Envy were at his house after traveling through the portal from her place to his. As inside of Ichi's house, they were discussing things.

Envy: Okay, so all I'm saying is... He didn't actually have any ice attacks that hurt his opponent.

Ichi: Yes, he does.

Envy: Name one.

Ichi: Ice ball.

Envy: ...Well that's projectile, but name one attack that isn't projectile.

Ichi: Ice charge.

Envy: ...Okay, before Mortal Kombat 1.

Then, the doorbell rings while they are still talking about the subject in mind.

Ichi: Oh come on, how about Ice slide? They all had that.

Envy: That's just him sliding on the ice to hurt them... That only helps him get to the opponent faster.

Ichi: Well, it is still an ice attack.

Ding-dong!

Envy: I mean, did you notice something before MK1?

Ichi: Well he had ice kunais or ice axe and etc.

Ding-dong!

Ichi: So, they count as an ice attack.

Envy: Are you gonna get the door or not?

Ichi: Okay, I'll get the door.

With that, he stood back up and walked to the door.

Envy: Seriously?

Meanwhile, Ichi walks up to the door.

Ichi: I swear to God if it's another Mormon I'm gonna kick their ass.

Then he opens the door.

Ichi: I thought I told you people!!

However, he noticed no one was there until he looked down to see a kid dressed up as a demon(or an imp).

Trick or Treaters: Trick or treat!

Ichi: OH MY GOD it's an imp midget!!

Then he roundhouse kicks the kid as he closes the door he rushes to the living room, and she notices him frantically.

Ichi: Envy! Get away from the window!! *Peak at the window* There are imp midgets surrounding the house!

Envy: Ichi, what the hell is wrong with you?

Ichi: Oh, I'm sorry. Imp "little people" are surrounding the house...

Envy: Did you not realize what day it is today?

Ichi: ...No?

Envy: It's Halloween.

Ichi: ...What's Halloween?

Envy: 0_0 ... You did not know what Halloween is?

Ichi: ... My father never let me do stuff or told me about those holidays...

Envy: Wow, you had a terrible dad.

Ichi: I know.

Envy: Halloween is a holiday observed on October 31 and noted for its pagan and religious roots and secular traditions 

Ichi: ... And...?

Envy: We dress up in costumes to, and I quote, "ward off evil spirits" and to commemorate the dead

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