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There's a Dalek in the backyard

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Amy: Thanks for coming!

The Doctor: No problem! Now what's going on?

Rory: There's a Dalek in the backyard.

The Doctor: WHAT?!

Rory: Yeah... it's been there for about 10 minutes and still hasn't moved.

The Doctor: Please tell me you're joking.

Amy: Nope. Look outside.

The Doctor: I don't want to!

Amy: Just look!

The Doctor: OH MY GOD THERE'S A DALEK IN YOUR BACKYARD

(y/n): How did it even get there?!

Amy: We're not sure.

(y/n): Well... Doctor, go outside and see if it's dead or not.

The Doctor: Are you kidding? I'm not going out there!

(y/n): Please!

The Doctor: No!

River: If you go out there I won't blow up your brand new fez

The Doctor: *gasp* You wouldn't!

River: Try me

The Doctor: ...fine

(y/n): *cough* whipped *cough*

The Doctor: shut up (y/n)

(y/n): > : )

The Doctor: I think it's dead

Amy: Really?

The Doctor: Yeah, it's dead.

Rory: What do we do with it?

(y/n): KILL IT WITH FIRE

The Doctor: (y/n), how many times do I have to tell you? No blowtorches!

(y/n): *puts away blowtorch* fine...

Amy: But seriously, what should we do?

The Doctor: Hmm...

(y/n): Please can I set it on fire?

The Doctor: Ugh fine

(y/n): Yay!

Amy: Don't get too carried away

Rory: YOU'RE SETTING THE GRASS ON FIRE!

(y/n): DIE DALEK DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Amy: (Y/N) YOU'RE BURNING MY BACKYARD!

The Doctor: (Y/N) STOP IT

(y/n): TIME TO BURN, DALEK!

Rory: Somebody get the hose!

The Doctor: I'm on it!

(y/n): Aww... I was having fun...

The Doctor: I'm taking away your blowtorch.

(y/n): No!

The Doctor: Give me the blowtorch!

(y/n): NO!

The Doctor: GIVE IT BACK NOW

(y/n): NEVER! HAHAHAHAHA

Amy: How does this always happen?

Rory: I don't know, at this point I've accepted it.

Amy: If you guys stop fighting, I'll make you fish sticks and custard

(y/n): YAY!

The Doctor: YAY!

Rory: *facepalm*

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