The Doctor discovers alcohol and karaoke

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(y/n): Guys! Thank god! I need your help.

Amy: What? What happened?

Amy: The Doctor didn't crash the Tardis again, did he?

(y/n): What? No. It's not that.

Rory: Then what's going on?

(y/n): Okay, so we're in present day right now - actually about 10 minutes from your house.

Rory: Okay.

(y/n): So we were walking down the street and I point out this bar. Turns out that our dear time lord friend has never had alcohol. (A/N: I don't know if that's true or not.)

Amy: Okay, so?

(y/n): I may or may not have made him do shots.

Rory: Oh dear god.

(y/n): Yeah. I know. And now he's acting like a drunken two year old. I don't know what to do!

Rory: How are we supposed to know?!

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(y/n): Shit

The Doctor: HEYY GUYS

Amy: haha

(y/n): You think this is funny?!

Amy: Yep

(y/n): *facepalm*

The Doctor: (YYY/NNN)

(y/n): *sigh* Yes?

The Doctor: I WANT FISH STICKS AND CUSTARD

(y/n): I don't have any

(y/n): deal with it

Amy: Oh shit

Amy: (y/n) what have you done

The Doctor: *bursts into tears*

Rory: Great, now he's drunk AND crying

(y/n): Shit.

Amy: Yeah, I know.

(y/n): No. It's not that.

(y/n): Apparently tonight is karaoke night.

Rory: What?

(y/n): NO DON'T YOU DARE GO UP ON STAGE

The Doctor: HEY GUYSSS

(y/n): Well shit

Amy: HAHAHA

Amy: FILM IT

(y/n): Don't worry, I am

The Doctor: RISING UP BACK ON THE STREEETTT

The Doctor: DID MY TIME,, TOOK MY CHANNCCESSS

Rory: Is he singing what I think he is?

The Doctor: JUST A MAN AND HIS WILL TO SURVIIVVVEEEEE

Amy: Oh my god.

The Doctor: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT

The Doctor: RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAAALLLL

Amy: Can he actually sing?

(y/n) has posted a video.

Amy: HAHAHA

Rory: I think my ears are bleeding.

Amy: How on earth does he know The Eye of the Tiger?

(y/n): I don't know

(y/n): Oh god, now he's dancing

(y/n): NO

(y/n): DON'T

(y/n): MY INNOCENT EYES

Amy: What is he doing?!

(y/n) has posted a video.

Amy: HAHAHAHA

~ The next morning ~

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The Doctor: My head hurts

(y/n): Welcome to the wonderful world of hangovers!

The Doctor: What happened last night?

(y/n): You did shots, sang a karaoke version of Eye of the Tiger, danced on stage and eventually mooned the audience.

The Doctor: ...

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(y/n): hahaha

(y/n): wait is he leaving

(y/n): YOU GET THAT TARDIS RIGHT BACK HERE, MISTER

(y/n): THAT'S MY RIDE

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 20, 2015 ⏰

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