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I meet her

"Far why is everyone hating onkle Tord and why are we involved in the hatered all around U.K.
I understand that hes a dictator and all but tante Tamara is not like him is she is really kind.
So tomorow os oncle spruces brithday I forgot his present can you tell me how you and Mor meet far like did you guys meet at secondary school or something just tell me please Far.

" Buddy we met when me and your mother  meet at troll village at age 5 and our very first show.
I had a bit too f stage fright at first and so did she both of our older brothers told us we will do fine.
At least that what your onkle Spruce and Clay told me as for her she got her older brothers.
That actually care about her even her oldest brother Terry him and Tord are twins they care about your mor a lot making sure she was safe."

"Ja min kjaerligjet de gjorde alt for at jeg skulle fa normalt liv de var de beste eldre brodrene.
and he really owe. it to you them for making us married in the first place what should we do.
Look we are both working in the blue revolution and we're both happy working there too buddy.

Flashback In Secondary school

Come on Tamara why can't you foto the winter's eve dance me you spend to much time with them.
Sorry you guys no luck she's already going with Tord instead of the most handsome boy on here.
To be honest why is she even dating him that boy is a hentai loving gun shooting bully of a boy.
Oh hehe hey um Tord what's up oh she told you everything look it isn't what it looks like okay.

"No need to explain Eduardo do you want you and your friends being locked in your lockers.
Than don't harass my girlfriend or insult my friends ever again you got that you chumps.
Are you alright gorgeous that's good smacks butt.
Hey see ya at lunch so Edd Iwas thinking about me and tamara going to a movie and FLOYD."

" Tord nice to see you again too can you put me down now I didn't know you made friends now.
Hi you guys I'm Floyd Brandon I used to be in a boyband with this guy here when we're younger.
So what are your names nice to meet you all also tord you took care of branch when I left right.
Good also do you guys know where is class 417 alright than see ya guys at lunch alright bye."

"Class we have a new student today I want everyone to give him a very warm welcome.
This is Floyd Brandon he's a little bit shy I see you and our class president know each other.
Liela can you kindly show him around the school for no homework for a week for everyone alright.
Class back to the lessson who was adolf hitler that's correct Ryan he was a awful dictator good."

"Floyd is so good to see you again man also  branch is in his last year of lower secondary.
You are still doing that solo career huh come on  the cafeteria is this way impressive isn't it.
Also I decided to focus on my studies ever since the break up and tord became  a bully right man.
We also met some new friends and Tord has a girlfriend now her name is Tamara Ringewell."

"That's nice to know Liela wow you've really grown hot during the years of separation.
And Tord he's so tall wait he's the bully around here yet his attitude doesn't seem to change.
So how was Branch wait you guys took him with your family for a year when our parents showed.
They were in England all along can you take me to them after school pls I want to see them now."

After school

"Liela you promise you won't rat us out alright me and tord are throwing another rage party.
In the house you're going to tell them aren't you alright you're going to Tamara the nerds house.
Alright beats you from being in the house and staying in your room all night while we party.
Alright tvillingbror we're on the clear our lille soster is going to a slumber party at Tamara's.

"Sweet we have the whole house to our selves good thing It's work night for our parents.
But one of us has to drop her off at the nerds house with our parents in the car I'll go with her.
Hi n-nerdy T-Tamara I'm just here to say thank you again for inviting my sister for a party ok.
Maybe I know I'm dating Jasmine but you look pretty hot and more attractive than she ever is."

"Thanks Tord but don't you have a girlfriend Jasmine is gonna kill me if  I talk to you.
Maybe if you break up with her we can seriously hangout with each other now come on Liela."

At the Brandon house hold

"This is Impossible Floyd is that really you son Honey you and Branch might wanna see this.
Welcome home son where were you and your elder brothers when branch needed you guys.
I don't care what's the reason what matters son at least you are still alive is what matters the most."

"My baby boy you're alive come here and give mommy a hug Floyd at least you found us honey.
Come on you must be starving here are some Beef tamales, empanadas and for dessert Flan.
Did you forget we're from Valenzuela there Floyd we moved into the UK when we found Branch."

"Hello big brother I've been waiting for ya here for so many years now come on let's have dinner.
Mama don't you think these are a bit spicy their not alright mama I trust you with all my heart.
Also Floyd Papa and Mama found me when I was seven they figured out I was living in England."