Life as a celebrity/dictator's Girlfriend TordTam

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"Hey gorgeous you missed me here is my old puffy jacket from 20 years ago I love you.
Coming John I am just talking to my girlfriend yeah that's right I found someone that cares.
About me she supposed me for so many years about taking over the world she's been there.
I John don't you dare flirt with her she is mine I know your gonna flirt with her sis get my gun."

"Woah you were right all about her being gorgeous Tord Hey beautiful I'm John Dory.
Playing hard to get heh I like girls like that how about a Ice cream sundae after this concert.
Oh Tord is that a gun guys help tord is gonna shoot me at head soon and I think I made him.
Um no hard feelings right Spruce open the door I don't wanna die so young I am so so sorry Tord."

"To be honest you had this one you tried to flirt with me when my boyfriend was pissed off.
But no you decided to flirt with me don't you have a ex girlfriend oh she was taken away.
You lost her fair and square  from a yodeller I am surprised that Liela still with Floyd for years.
Just admit it your jealous cause everyone in the band has a healthy relationship while you used."

"She's right is not her fault that she chose me instead of you and you decided to dump her.
Even though she supported you for years she deserved someone better than you like me.
Come on cinnamon bun let's go home i'll cook us dinner and dessert what did I do to deserve you.
I mean sure your ex dumped you but he's treated you like a queen and appreciated all your help."

"Maybe your right Hickory John did have a big ego of being a leader but he's aware of  it ok.
Wait John apology excepted I'm so sorry for not listening to you in the first place I love you JD.
I shouldn't have thought about you're own feelings when I broke up with you I'm so sorry.
Next time you shouldn't have told me that you were only friends with Delta dawn I love you."

"Babe come on we're gonna miss the concert and promised the band members we would be there.
The concert starts in 1 hour now come on you look good now let's get going hey you guys.
We would've been here sooner if some one wasn't choosing which turtle neck suited him better.
Hey  is not my fault that you took such along time getting ready even I can get ready faster."

"Alright I admit it but it's my favourite boy band back in pop village Matt they were so famous.
Oh my gosh there were fans crowding them every where they went cause they were such celebrities.
Especially Liela she is the one who gives out V.I.P tickets to every brozone concert she's so trusting.
She also so savage when the gang is getting insulted she's not shy to show her badass side."

At the back stage

"Woah woah you don't have to be so sensitive when something goes wrong it's you guys fault.
What you guys decided to boot me off the band and making Liela the leader you guys can't do.
Alright have fun without me I know the concert will be a disaster without me being leader.
How would you guys have a perfect performance without me being there correcting everyone.
Hmph I don't need them when I need help I just need to be alone all by myself and go to my life."

After the Concert

" We we're so awesome out there all thanks to our new leader you deserve all the credit Liela.
You convinced everyone to be themselves and we left the fans love us more than they used to.
You deserve all the love from our fans you've been worrying about the band being nourished.
We defiantly made the right decision if we don't say so our selves now let's celebrate this victory."

"How come we didn't do this sooner in the first place Liela is the textbook definition of a leader.
Hey girl we owe you and Tord everything we have   you and him took branch in when we separated.
Which is why we're going to you and Tord's favourite restaurant Julie's norwegian restaurant.
You guys do too much for us we are so thankful for you guys for taking care of branch without."

Back at the house

"Hey That was excellent we didn't know you were a part of brozone in the past did she say yes.
So you proposed to tamara on stage and she said yes did she say the ring was too much for her.
But you knew she deserved that ring more than anyone else in this world she's supported you.
When you had nothing now you want to give her everything in the whole wide world no matter."

"Congratulations on the proposal tamara you and tord deserve this more than anyone in this world.
You guys are so perfect together like the most perfect couple in history Tord loves you.
So who will you invite to you guys wedding can we help with the wedding planning please.
Tamara  and tord should inform us about the bachelorette party and the practices alright.

"Thanks for volunteering guys me and tamara really need this for the wedding I can't wait.
To marry the love of my life and have our own family I will treat them fairly and give them.
The childhood that I never ever had I love them equally and will not choose favourites over them.
Oh hold on you guys hi pappa sure me and tamara would love to be there for dinner ok."

In The Larson family home

"Son I want to congratulate The new engaged couple with your twin brother and mother.
I know you hate them son but this is a big event for both you and Tamara don't worry about it.
Tamara my dear angel congratulations on the engagement this is a shocking collar button.
Just shock my wife and eldest son whenever they try to make it about them selves shock them."

"Thank you mr Larson at least your more aware about that and don't worry I will make sure.
So mr Larson  me and tord were thinking both you and my father can walk me down the Isile.
And we're planning to cancel the mother son dance for the wedding since ya know."

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