🍷 ~ THE SOVEREIGN // Skits !

WHAT CAME FIRST?

Isidore + Tanji

In the dining hall, where the puppeteer was seated on a chair, he was staring at an egg, very vigorously... This strong stare to the egg was concerning that it caught the attention from the seamstress. Tanji would quietly scurry to Isidore to see what he was even up to, which was staring at an egg. "What are you doing?.." She asks him, looking closer at the egg in curiosity. "I am questioning many things, dear... Haruhi Tanjirine Haruhine tanji.." Tanji would look a bit confused, but let Isidore continue...

"So you know the question, 'Was the chicken first or the Egg?' ..." Tanji nodded, a little thrown back but still listened intently. "What was first.. The baby or the egg?" "What do you mean by that."WHEN the baby forms, what comes first.. The egg or the child? I mean, a lot of female birds can make their own babies, so what would come first when the children are being developed.. The shell or the baby?" This conversation was wild, to say the least, killing some of the Seamstress braincells. "The baby?..." "THEN HOW WOULD THE SHELL FORM AROUND THE BABY?? Shouldn't the shell be formed first, but that doesn't make sense!!" Isidore ranted as Tanji was slowly realizing and losing their intellect. "They... Huh..."

[ This debate continued for hours ]

"TANJI, YOU HAVE A BIRD RIGHT?" Isidore yelled out as they slowly gone mad from this debate, as Tanji is slowly also losing her logic."Yes?-" "INTERROGATE THAT BASTARD!! BIRDS KNOW HOW BIRD SCIENCE BIOLOGY BOLONY PONY WORKS!!" Pedro is terrified as Tanji thinks... The end result? Isidore interrogates a bird on how a baby bird is created, threatening said bird with baby oil and a pan.