Zoro x Fem Reader - Shadow Lady

~7~

~Y/N POV~

I can't believe this moss feel asleep again, NOW I NEED TO WAKE HIM UP.. I know exactly how to

Minutes later

And... Done! "AAAAAAAHHH!" I screamed. The man wides his eyes open and jump up "wha-" he says as he begins walking towards me, I'm holding in my laugh... The floor is covered in oil, and he is trying his best not to fall "WHAT IS THIS?!" he yelled until he fell on the floor.

"Just a take back!" I stick my tongue out
"A take back from what?!" He asked in defeat and kinda furious
"You hugged me in sleep and I could get out of your grip, forgot already?"
"Ah.. that..." he let an embarrassed sigh out

"Well, I wanted revenge" I state proudly
"Why revenge if I didn't want to do it?!" He grip his teeth.. until a grin drew on his face

"What.. are you up to?" I stare down at him, he somehow got up
"Just a revenge for revenging me.." he began sprinting towards me
"AH! GET OFF" I screamed as he hugged me, now we are both oily

~End of Y/N POV~

"Now I need to bath again" you pouted and he let you off his hug
"You wanted that, not me"
"You're annoying me now!" You walked towards the showers "you know where's your bathroom, I'll go into different one" 'atleast I'm not being rude and not letting him shower' you said and got into the shower. 'i will get revenge'

~~

'what did I get myself into' Zoro walked out the shower with new clothes, you gave him spare ones. He Is wearing a shirt without sleeves that is kinda tight, and sweatpants. On his left arm he had a bandana around his shoulder. His three swords are hanging on his back.

You wore a similar outfit. "Come on sleepy head, we are here"

Getting out of the ship you notice there isn't any other boat except for yours
"Hey, I thought your crew would be here.. but I don't see anyone"
"What the- They were supposed to be here"

~ With the straw hats ~

"Let's get everything we need and wait for Zoro on the ship" Nami said buying the groceries

"Yes Nami-Swann~!" Sanji simped
After getting everything they needed, the straw hats got on the Thousand Sunny waiting for Zoro's arrival. "Is everyone here?" Robin asked

"Where is Luffy?" Usopp asked worriedly
"OOOOOOIIIII" Everyone heard some shouting from the city, looking better they notice Luffy running away from a WHOLE FLEET

"LUFFY??!" Everyone shouted
"AGAIN?"
"Prepare the colas! We need to run from them" Nami stated
"What about Zoro??" Chopper jumped around
"We will pick him up somewhere else, we don't have time to think!"

Everything is prepared, just as Luffy got on the boat, the Strawhats rushed away from the island. Lots of marines are there, so there is no way to fight them without destroying the city. Not to mention the admirals that are there too.

~End of Strawhats POV~

"Heh, your crew left without you again?" You asked him with a smile on your face

"They forgot me on some island we were on, this doesn't surprise me either"
"I bet they are running from you" you joked at him

"Yeah yeah, for sure. If we are here then imma go explore this place a bit" he started walking away
"Hey! What about me?" You caught up to him
"Meh, I don't care do what you want, I want to search for some drinks" he smiled and looked ahead

"Pfft, no way you're going to drink now, look at this!" You pointed your finger to the luna park

He started laughing

"What??!" You shouted at him with a slight blush
"What are you.. a kid?"
"Well I'm not that old either"
"And how old are you then?" He stopped laughing
"How old do I look like?" You looked at him and he turned his head to look at you face.

"Ehh.." he puts his hand on your head brushing it left and right "you're kinda small, like 17"

You grab his wrist and press it hard, pulling it off your head "O-OW.. What?!", he looked at you in pain. "I'm not small! You're too tall" you let go of his hand "I will call you brachiosaurus"
"Why that?" He exaimed his now red wrist

"Because you're tall and have green hair"
"Then I will call you chihuahua" he chuckled

"Why Chihuahua" you said disappointed
"Ah maybe because.. you're small and agressive" he smiled

Your jaw dropped to the floor "I'm not agressive"
"Whatever you say, chihuahua"
"Stop calling me that name!" You said annoyed
"Make me"

Just as you were about to respond you two arrived to the luna park, wich made your eyes sparkle in the moment, forgetting all the argument you had with green head "WOAH, Look at this!" You hold his hand and run towards the "haunted house".

He was surprised at the sudden change of a mood and your action. "Let's go inside" still holding his hand you started walking towards the door

"Wait" he stopped you "you are not scared?" He asked
"Huh? Why? Are you scared?"
"No, I'm just.. checking"
"Yeah sure, come on" you let go of his hand, without realization

Walking in the house you see a lot of creepy stuff and dirt. Cracking sounds from the floor are heard everywhere. You turned around and looked at green head, 'he doesn't look scared.. unless he's hiding it'

When you got to some door, you turned around and smirked "let's go in this room, but you first", kinda boredly, he started opening the door, and a fake skeleton jumpscared him, without a word and a flinch he punched it and it smacked on the floor

You burst out laughing as he had a neutral but flustered face from embarrassment "you for real punched the poor fake skeleton"
"What do you mean poor! He wanted to give me a heart attack"

"But you didn't need to punch it" you laughed a bit more and wiped your tear from the eye
"Ah, reflexes"
"Just admit you're scared" you said walking towards the next door
"Pfft as if" he walked behind you

Opening a door, you and him walked inside but barely anything could be seen
You felt something around your leg moving and kinda tickling you, and it made you scream and jump into his hold

"T-there's something, I can't see it"
Your arms are around his neck and he's holding you in a bridal style
The lights turned on and a black cat is sitting on the floor, moving its tail

"A cat?" You said confused
"And look who's scared now" he said waiting for your reaction
"I wasn't scared!" you said as he let you down. "Then what was that?", "I guess reflexes~" you said

~

You got out of the haunted house and explored the park with him. Walking around you noticed someone dressed up like a cupid approaching you.

"Hello, I am selling some heart shaped candies to the couples that visit this place, please take this" he started giving you some candy "but we are n-" moss head said but you cut him off with a glare

"Thank you very much, have a nice day!" The cupid walked away

"Why didn't you let me finish"
"Because I want free candy" you chewed to them and walked with Zoro out of the luna park

"-And sometimes you need to lie to get what you want"
"Why lie if we can make it real?" Moss head grinned at his words, making you choke to the candy
"Lower your standards" you provoked and put the heart shaped lollipop in mouth

You started silently giggling. "What's funny?" He asked. "Oh nothing, I just remember when you got scared", "why do you care so much about that", "well your usually not showing much emotions"

He stared at you and grabbed your lollipop from your mouth "hey! What are you doing? Give it back!" You said madly waiting for response
"That can't do.." He put the lollipop into his mouth, making you blush "I know how to provoke too" 
"See you in the night, I'll be at the bar" he walked away, leaving you alone

'What are jerk...'