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About Etsuya

This is just me being me. Headcanons, guys.

So Etsuya has his parents DNA right?

Mikado and Nikei would have been in their 20s when they had him.

If IRL Mikado has a dick, I have huge balls and 25 toes.

He gave his AI a dick to make himself feel better. He has no balls. He has no willy.

Nikei has a dick. 1000%. Bro is sassy af. If Nikei doesn't have a dick, then I have triple Z cup boobs and and a 13 inch shlong.

So Mikado would have had Etsuya.

And Etsuya wasn't evil. He was just fussy. He was a baby.

As soon as Mikado took him home, Etsuya was already smacking Mikado and screaming. He didn't want to be fed, but if you didn't feed him in time he'd get mad.

Mikado would put him in cute onesies while Etsuya screamed and fought for his life. Mikado bothered Nikei all the time, and it went something like this:

"Nikei Nikei!! Look at how CUTE he is?! Isn't he cute?!"
"...You've asked me that 3 times in the past minute."
"Say that he's cute."
"Okay okay- He's adorable. Now shut the fuck up and let me work."
"Okay ^^ Love you Nikei!"
"Uh huh."