2 | I'm sorry. ( Satire. )

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For my silly sibling, Sunny! This shall be /p Gwen x Heather x Courtney, bc yeah. I know I said I would do the GL Fluff on the third chapter, BUT I DON'T WANNA KEEP YOU WAITING RAHH
And now that Exams are over, heres the chapter you sillies have been waiting for. ( SORRY FOR KEEPING YALL WAITING AHHHH )
tw - censored swearing 💔💔 ( i wouldnt censor it if i could but ermm yeah, if it wasnt censored id still put a warning for them sensetive sillies ^^ )

Noah's POV.

Apprently, Duncan and Alejandro hate me. My girlfriend is probably dead, and no sht sherlock, Bridgette gave me some random a_s glares. Yeah, this is the worst. Half of the people here fcking hate me and its absolute sht. If I'm gonna be trapped with these shtheads, might as well fcking drown myself.

But yeah, what the hell? Why even bother at this point? I should fcking die, I deserve it. I was still holding my probably dead girlfriend.

Oh. Damn.

Emma'S POV

Huh..?

" Noah..? " I said, firm, but gentle. my brain isnt fcking braining stfu okay?? and plus im at 15% </3 " You're awake.. I thiught you were dead. " he replid, with his voice hoarse. " I'm glad you're okay.. "

moving on with the fluff because yes and i'm lazy as hell and i need to give yall something *cries*

okokokokokokokok so.. i gtg but erm yeah i'll update this soon okay mzkmsofv9hipwef8jvfehfiljewifljveflibvewihdobvfehohvoiuf3hverbivlefu WATTPAD GICES 6OH THE NOTIFCIATION UPDAET ANYWAY SO YSHA OAKYA? - me three days ago. ( Was I drunk when I typed this? Yes. Yes I was. /j Also this part will be fricking satire because yes lmbo )

" Where are we...? " I asked. Oh. L bozo, Noah is dyspeptic. Fcking skill issue. " BTCH WHERE TF YOU THINK WE ARE???? DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE AT THE FCKING MOON????????? " Noah replied, calmly. " YES BBG IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE AT THE FCKING MOON. NOW TELL ME WHERE TF WE ARE BEFORE I SMACK YOU INTO FCKING PIECES YOU LITTLE BTCH ( /ref ) " Emma then replied, also calmly.

AHHEHAJDHKANEIWNS i cant with this helep me
Oh wait. ( Day 2 of texting how I think Noah would. )
Anyway, I'll rewrite this chapter but keep it public for gits and shiggles. Okay, byee! ( sorry for the zero promised smut- I mean fluff- I think about smut too much help me )

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 17, 2023 ⏰

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