Mario exposed?!

Super Mario Blackmailed

We see Mario walking to Bowsers castle, where he received his first task.

Bowser: Okay, the first task I need you to do is go down to the McDonald's and buy me some mcnuggets with the sweet-n-sour sauce.

Mario: ... Really 😐

Bowser: DO YOU WANT THE PHOTO TO GO VIRAL?! 😡

Mario: Yes, Master 😑. (Goes to McDonald's and comes back with the sauce and nuggets) There.

Bowser: Thanks. (Throws it out the window)

Mario: OH COME ON! THAT WAS 8 POUNDS!!! 😡

Bowser: And?

Mario: 😡

Bowser: Alright, the next task is simple. (Hands him "cologne") Take that cologne, then go walk my chain chomp around the castle.

Mario: Okay... (Puts the cologne on)

Later, Mario was walking the chain chomp, who smelled the "cologne," and then turned towards Mario.

Mario: Huh?! What is it, boy?! (Smells his "cologne") Wait... This isn't cologne... THIS IS STEAK SAUCE!!!

Chained chomp: BARK!!!

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Runs from the chomp)

Bowser: (Watches this) 🤣

Kamek: 🍿 Wow.

Mario: (Comes in with several wounds and injuries) 😡

Bowser: How was it 😏

Mario: SHUT UP!!! (Realizes) Oh shit

Bowser: ... (Grabs the photo)

Mario: N- NOW HOLD ON, BOWSER! I-It was an accident.

Bowser: ... Fine... Alright... here's my next task. I want you to go to the castle and yell out loud, (Whispers)

Mario: WHAT?! I'M GONNA GET MY ARSE KICKED!!!

Bowser: 😡

Mario: Fine 😑

Later at the castle.

Mario: (runs around the lobby) SMG4 SUCKS!!! ×8

SMG4: ... (Walks in with a cricket 🏏)

Mario; (Sees this) 😰 Hey... SMG4... How are you doing, Buddy? 😅

SMG4: ... KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Runs fast)

Meggy and Tari: (Having tea, when Mario and SMG4 run in)

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

SMG4: GET OVER HERE!!!

Meggy and Tari: 😐 What-

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Meggy: ... We should probably intervene.

Tari: Good idea.

They run in and see Mario beaten badly.

Meggy: Red!!!

Tari: Glitchy, what in the name of King James are you doing?!

SMG4: HE SAID I SUCK!!!

Meggy: Doesn't mean you can beat his ass!!! Only I can do that- 😡😐😳

Mario: 😵‍💫

SMG4: (Sighs) Anyway... DON'T CALL ME THAT AGAIN!!!