Total Drama Collision

Episode 1: The Party's Here!

Chris walks back and forth on the Wawanakwa dock with dramatic flare.

Chris: "So, do you want to become a millionaire? Well... OF COURSE YOU DO! Welcome back to Total Drama. 16 contestants have been brought back for another chance at the mill! Sorry audience at home, you're not one of them."

Chris throws his hands in the air.

Chris: "16 contestants, two teams, high stakes, death defying challenges. What will these guys do for a million bucks? I guess we'll find out right here, right now on... Total DrAMA.. COLLISION..!"

Chris: "Man, I missed doing that."

Theme song plays

Eva steps off the boat

Chris: "Oooh Eva! It's been a while! Did you miss this place?" Eva looks around

Eva: "No this place is crap!" The Wawanakwa sign begins to creak and slightly tilts.

Eva: "I'm just here to redeem myself and get back at those who've wronged me. YOU GOT THAT MCLEAN!" Eva grabs Chris by the shirt.

Chris: "Ok Ok! Just put me down please." Eva throws Chris back down to the ground.

Bridgette enters the dock.

Bridgette; "Hey guys! I'm stoked for another chance at the..." Bridgette and Eva lock eyes.

Eva: "Backstabbing traitor lying little bi-!" Eva approaches Bridgette as if they're about to fight.

Chris: "Watch the language! Family show! But Camera guy zoom in on this!" The screen pans into Eva and Bridgette fighting.

Geoff runs off the boat to help Bridgette.

Geoff: "Bridgey! I'm coming to save you!" Geoff puts his fist out and runs to Eva. Eva begins to chase Geoff until he eventually falls into the water.

Geoff: "C-c-c-cold.." Geoff shivers and Bridgette runs over to help.

Chris: "This is one of the smallest casts in the history of Total Drama, but so far this season is having the most drama... AWESOME!"

Zee steps off the boat sipping a soda, oblivious of the fight.

Zee: "Hey Chris! What's up man!" Chris and Zee high-five.

Chris: "The Z-Dog! The Zee-stir! The Zee-uh-tron!"

Eva: "Ok, shut up now!"

Zee: "Whoa man! Just go with the flow." Eva rolls her eyes and listens to music.

Leshawna steps off the boat and flips her hair.

Leshawna: "What's up yall!"

Bridgette: "Hey Leshawna!"

Leshawna: "Bridgette? Oh yea! That's my girl! I'm going to the end this time."

Cody: "Hey ladies." Cody steps off the boat and tries to approach Leshawna and Bridgette. Eva trips him on the way and he falls into the water.

Chris: "BAHAHAHA! That's the second dude to fall in the water... awesome!"

Cody: "Wow, guess that's how it's gonna be huh.." He awkwardly laugh and struggles to pull himself back on to the dock.

Chris: "Next is the Snow White Wannabe El-!" He is cut off by a girl singing.

Ella; "Back on the show... what will happen? Who knows! Making new friends, hoping my journey won't end... why hello everyone!"