The big book of badonkadonk- a random Dave and Bambi book

Bandu gets tickled?

(Expunged, Decimated Dave, Disruption, and Bandu went on a double date at 3d hut. D. Dave was flirting with Expunged, making his face red all over. Meanwhile, Bandu and Disruption were having small talk while drinking their sweet tea.)

Disruption: so, uh... How's things been going for you? Hehe...

Bandu: pretty good! I've got some more subscribers on my YouTube channel, Yosxgamers. And my brother started making cinnamon candy. But it's way too strong for me!

Disruption: ooh, does Expunged have some that I can try?

(Expunged gets excited about this and chimes in, making D.Dave pouty.)

Expunged: I do, actually! I have a bunch of sample bags in my pocket, and-

D. Dave: aw, come on! Expunged...~ you're supposed to be flirting with me!~

Expunged: o-oh...

(Bandu giggles a little at this conundrum.)

Bandu: yeah, don't mention Expunged's cinnamon candy again. He really likes to talk about it.

Disruption: eh, it's ok. I'll wait until D.Dave and Expunged are done with their date.

(All of a sudden, someone brings their food over to the table. But nobody was really hungry in the first place, so Bandu just slides everything in the middle of the table.)

Bandu: there, that's better! I'm sure none of us wanted to eat anyways. ^^

Disruption: to be honest, I was planning on tickling you, Bandu...

Bandu: w-wha?!

(Expunged and D.Dave giggle at this comment.)

Expunged: Bahahaha! That's too good!

Disruption: I was genuinely planning on it...

Expunged: oh...

Bandu: meh... Just don't do it here, do it, like, in the bathroom stall or something.

Disruption: request taken~

Bandu: wha-?

(Disruption carries Bandu bridal style to the bathroom, locking the stall and pushing Bandu onto the floor, pinning him in place.)

Bandu: woah! Oh no! I wasn't serious, when people hear me giggling in here, they'll think I'm-

(Disruption starts tickling Bandu, making him tear up and squirm.)

Bandu: KYAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH MY GOSH! WOAH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Disruption: oh, your laugh is so cute~

Bandu: BAHAHAHA! NO, PLEASE STOP! REEE! GAHAHAHA!!

(Disruption finally stops, but this gives Bandu the chance to pin Disruption down, which he does.)

Disruption: woah! W-whatcha doing there, Bandu..?

Bandu: now it's my turn to tickle you~

Disruption: no! Please spare m- HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NONONO! NO DON PIANO! WHY I EYES YA?! ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(Bandu intensely tickles Disruption, making sure to get every inch of his body...)

Disruption: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!! NO STOP! PLEASEE! I HATE THIS, I SWEAR! HAHA! THIS IS A PANIC RESPONSE- GAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Expunged and D.Dave heard the commotion from the bathroom but decided to cuddle instead. There was a tear in Disruption's overalls, and Disruption was embarrassed to go back.)

D.Dave: ugh... Expunged, do you know what this mark is?

Expunged: I think that's a hickey.

D.Dave: it kinda looks like a bruise..?

Expunged: D.Dave, why would you have a bruise on your neck?

(Suddenly Bandu and Disruption walk back over to the table, catching Expunged on D.Dave's lap.)

Bandu: hey guys, we're ba- huh?

Disruption: looks like someone's enjoying cuddle time...~

Expunged: s-shut up!!

(D.Dave enjoyed Expunged's red face. Bandu giggled and sat down in the booth, and Disruption sat on his lap. This caught Bandu off guard.)

Bandu: w-whuh? Hey- what are you doing there, Disruption?

Disruption: hug me~ bring it in, my sweet Bandu boy~

Bandu: o-ok~

(Bandu started to squeeze Disruption, caressing his chest and listening to his heartbeat, both of Bandu's hands on Disruption's heart.

Disruption: ah~ t-this feels so good~ d-don't stop~

Bandu: I won't, don't worry~

(Disruption fell asleep on Bandu's lap. Once Expunged and D.Dave were ready to leave 3d hut, Bandu had to carry Disruption in the car.)

(616 words?! Wowie zowie!1!1!)