Aries: Fireball
Taurus: Really Really Fancy Wine
Gemini: Tequila
Cancer: Moonshine
Leo: Crown Royal
Virgo: Vodka
Libra: Absinthe
Scorpio: Jack Daniels
Sagittarius: Captain Morgan
Capricorn: Jagermeister
Aquarius: Sake
Pisces: Bombay Sapphire
Signs + Their Alcohol
Aries: Fireball
Taurus: Really Really Fancy Wine
Gemini: Tequila
Cancer: Moonshine
Leo: Crown Royal
Virgo: Vodka
Libra: Absinthe
Scorpio: Jack Daniels
Sagittarius: Captain Morgan
Capricorn: Jagermeister
Aquarius: Sake
Pisces: Bombay Sapphire