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At Asmodeus' palace, in which we then see his bedroom. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli.
He punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and black panties, destroying a chandelier, and pours himself some coffee. But he burns himself, so he takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. He stretches out and grabs one of his hats and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before throwing it away and stretching himself above Asmodeus.
"Rise and shine, Ozzie!" Fizzarolli said as he shakes an airhorn before blowing it, startling Asmodeus while he laughed in amusement.
"Ugh, again with the horn?" Asmodeus groaned as he laid backdown while covering his head with his pillow.
"Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!" Fizzarolli said as he blows the horn again, then he puts on some glasses and pulled out a list. "M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas."
As Fizzarolli speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe. "You scheduled me during lunch?"
"Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in". Fizzarolli replied as he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder. "But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!"
"Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?" Asmodeus asked with a smirk.
"I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?" Fizaarolli suggested, making Asmodeus laugh a bit before having a deadpan look.
"No! Never again." Asmodeus said flatly.
"Whaaat?" Fizzarollli asked in a teasing manner. "Maybe I could burn the milk this time!" Asmodeus smirked amusingly as his little partner hopped onto his shoulder. "OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!"
"No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!" Asmodeus replied playfully as Fizarolli "burger time" before the two laughed together.
(AN: To be honest, those two make a cute couple.)
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In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!"
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