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Tic-Toc

*Her golden aura shone in the dim light of dusk.She had many secrets but none she could ever tell.One she could tell anyone she pleases but she does not.Two years had passed and many things had happened,many things she must do.She sighs tiredly,she was carrying yet again this time however was different.This time they didn't use fusion.The pregnancy was no accident this time.*
Pyrite:*Sighs*
Aries:Something wrong hon?
Pyrite:I just feel like either way,win or loose,that this is coming to an end.
Aries:What is?
Pyrite:The rivalry.And even if we win there would be no need for the sq juniors.We'd be happily married till death due us part,yet if we were to loose-
Aries:Pyrite there is no WAY we can loose now.We have a whole ass military,royal gaurds,tanks,jets and I even got a drakodroid!(If ya know,ya know.) And I'm now a general and king.I'm now 10× as strong as Phobos.
Pyrite:We don't know that Arindel.Either way it will be over soon and I fear what may come.
Aries:*Cups Pyrite's face with his right hand.He had long since gone through surgery to change his gender from female to male out of religion and life style.*The end isn't here yet.So don't fuss over something that could be years away.*They close the gap,becoming forehead to forehead.*
Pyrite:You're right.Still,how do we explain to our father's that I'm pregnant again and it wasn't an accident?
Aries:Tell him if he doesn't like it he can kiss his ass.
Pyrite:*Laughs*Aries! XD
Aries:*Chuckles*What basterd has it coming.
Pyrite:*Laughing* If Phobos kissed his own ass he'd die breaking his spine and win a Darwinian award and world record for dumbest way to die.*WHEEZE*XD XD XD
Aries:*Laughs uncontrollably* XD

{Next morning}
*Pyrite was sitting in her armchair reading the morning paper with her coffee on the small side table beside her.*
Aries:*Sneakily walks up to Pyrite and gives her 8 month baby bump a zerbert, causing Pyrite to squeal.*
Pyrite:AAAHH!!Aries you villan!*Slaps Aries upside the head with the newspaper laughing.*
Aries:Time to oil that thing.
Pyrite:You say that as if this child was a car.XD
Aries:PPFT-Well they will be when they get older.XD
*Pyrite rubs the special moisturizer on her baby bump.*

{Noon/11:00}
*The pair arrived at the diner with their dads waiting on them.*
Auditor:You've certainly gained some weights haven't you?
Pyrite:Yes,yes I have thank you for noticing.
Phobos:And you've gotten taller and stronger.*Was in shock at Aries' new form.*
Aries:It ain't the only thing that changed.
*The two men were shocked to hear Aries' voice.*
Phobos:The hell happened to your voice?
Aries:Well one of the reasons why I'm bigger and stronger now is because I switched genders.
Phobos:You what.
Aries:I'm male now.
Auditor:Let me guess second reason is a gomad diet.
Pyrite:No he's on a 'good lord' diet.
Auditor:The fuck is a good lord diet??
Pyrite:2 gallons of milk per meal.
Phobos:😶
Auditor:Sorry I asked.😶
Aries:So what did you say about my wife's weight?
Auditor:😶
Pyrite:Yeah about that...I'm not fat.
Auditor:What.
Phobos:....
Pyrite:I'm carrying your 4th and 5th grandchildren.😊
Phobos:Of course.
Auditor:It was from fusion,right.
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Auditor:It was from fusion,RIGHT?
Pyrite:Not this time dad.
Phobos:Wait what-
Aries:We already have 3 kids.
Phobos:THAT DOESN'T JUSTIFY ANYTHING.
Aries:We grew up early we've been adults at age 6-8,we already had kids on accident,we've been married for four and a half years so if ya don't like it kiss my ass because-
Pyrite:OK thank you Aries.
Auditor:How many this time?
Pyrite:Twins.
Phobos:*Facepalms*
Auditor:Well at least you two are happy. Anything new other than the pregnancy?
Pyrite:We've now made our agency bigger and merged with the sq.We also have a military on our side now with tanks and fighter jets.We also have bigger work spaces and bigger labs with more lab equipment.
Phobos:Impressive.But I'm curious,what is made in those laboratories?
Aries:Many things were made.Most of it classified.All but these.*Brings out what looked like a flash bang.*
Phobos:And what is that exactly?
Aries:It's a plasma sword.They were updated today so now you can change the length and shape of the blade as well as color.The plasma they're made out of is like that of the sun.The rim also has special electrons that can act as a tazer.The ends of the handles have magnets in them so you can stick two together and have a double sided blade,and because you can change it,it doesn't have to be a sword it could be any type of blade including axe.
Auditor:Damn...
Pyrite:And that's just ONE of the things we've made.Second is Aries' new battle armor.Inhanced with all sorts of technology,strengthened by steal,tungsten and diamond.And there are no weak points or open arias.Its a full suit of armor that even protects the face.
Phobos:Classified or not,I wanna hear about the creatures you've made.You can not tell me you have laboratories and only use them for technical advancement.There would be no point.
Pyrite:Classified is classified Phobos.If you wish to see what creatures we have made then I fear you ALL would have to rage war on us with all of your men.But that would be a waste and suicide.
*After they've all caught up they head home.*

{Evening/9:00}
Pyrite:Well tomorrow is officially the 9th month...
Aries:I'm sure when they come they'll be beautiful.
*Pyrite smiles and the two cuddled together before falling asleep.*
Aries:Hey Righty-
Pyrite:Hm?
Aries:How DID you meet them?The guys I mean-All I ever heard was rumor.
Pyrite:Ah.It's a loong story hun.Back when you were still with Phobos and I was living in a tent....