Jizzman (batman x jesus)

Part 3 of the draft series

5 & 6 

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In the tranquil moments that followed the birth of Gabriel and Selene, the Bat-Family reveled in the joyous years of watching their children grow. Gotham City flourished under their watchful eyes, and the tale of the extraordinary family became an indelible part of the city's lore. However, the tranquility was shattered one fateful night when a shadowy adversary emerged from the depths of darkness.

A criminal syndicate, seeking to exploit the vulnerabilities of the Bat-Family, orchestrated a nefarious plot to kidnap Gabriel and Selene. In a meticulously coordinated attack, the villains infiltrated Wayne Manor, taking advantage of the Bat-Family's momentary vulnerability. The children, oblivious to the danger that lurked, were swiftly abducted, leaving the once-steadfast guardians in a state of shock and anguish.

Batman, with a heart gripped by parental fear, and Jesus, with divine empathy, embarked on a desperate quest to rescue their beloved children. The normally stoic demeanor of the Dark Knight was replaced by a raw, emotional determination to reunite with Gabriel and Selene. In the depths of the Batcave, the Bat-Family mobilized, enlisting the help of allies from both earthly and celestial realms.

The city that had grown to rely on the protection of the Bat-Family now faced a sinister void. The criminals, fueled by their malevolent scheme, underestimated the power of a love that transcended mortal fears. As Batman and Jesus followed the trail of their children's abductors, the city's underworld began to realize the grave mistake they had made in challenging the enduring bond of the Bat-Family.

The journey to rescue Gabriel and Selene took Batman and Jesus through the darkest corners of Gotham, and then beyond, into realms unseen by mortal eyes. Their alliance, forged in love and tempered by countless trials, proved to be an unstoppable force against the criminal syndicate. With each confrontation, the dynamic duo uncovered new facets of their abilities, drawing strength from the unbreakable bond that connected them.

In the depths of the criminals' lair, Batman and Jesus confronted the mastermind behind the kidnapping. A fierce battle ensued, a symphony of martial prowess and divine power clashing against the forces of darkness. In the midst of the chaos, the kidnapped children exhibited the resilience inherited from their parents, resisting the attempts to break their spirits.

In a triumphant moment, Batman and Jesus emerged victorious, defeating the criminal syndicate and rescuing Gabriel and Selene. The reunion was a poignant testament to the enduring power of familial love. Batman, normally a symbol of stoicism, embraced his children with tears of relief, while Jesus bestowed a comforting touch that healed the wounds inflicted upon their young souls.

The Bat-Family, having overcome the harrowing ordeal, returned to Gotham City as a beacon of hope once more. The tale of the kidnapping became an indelible chapter in their saga, a reminder that even the strongest bonds could be tested but never broken. As the city celebrated the triumphant return of its guardians, the Bat-Family stood united, their love stronger than ever, a force that would continue to shape the destiny of Gotham and beyond.

Days later

In the heart of Gotham, where the city's relentless chaos danced with shadows, a clandestine rendezvous unfolded. Jesus, his divine aura shimmering softly, and Batman, cloaked in the darkness of his iconic cowl, found themselves on a date. They decided to escape the tumultuous night for a rare evening of serenity – a date at the Olive Garden.

As they strolled into the dimly lit restaurant, the scent of garlic and marinara filled the air. Jesus, with a gentle smile, and Batman, with an enigmatic nod, chose a secluded corner booth where their secret love could flourish. The soft glow of candlelight flickered as they perused the menu, the clinking of cutlery and the distant hum of conversations creating a symphony around them.

Their date took an unexpected turn when Jesus, known for turning water into wine, playfully suggested they turn their evening into a feast. Batman, usually stoic and reserved, couldn't resist the charm of his divine companion. They decided to embark on a soup-tasting adventure, ordering every bowl on the menu.

The Olive Garden staff, initially unaware of the celestial duo in their midst, watched in awe as bowl after bowl of minestrone, chicken gnocchi, and pasta e fagioli appeared on their table. The culinary indulgence knew no bounds as Batman and Jesus delved into each savory creation with unbridled enthusiasm, their love blooming amidst the soup symphony.

As the soup count reached a staggering 87 bowls, the restaurant staff, clad in uniforms reminiscent of ancient Roman attire, began to grow concerned. The Olive Garden manager, a perplexed look on his face, approached the duo, tentatively questioning the rationale behind their insatiable appetite for soup.

With a twinkle in his eye, Jesus explained, "We're just here to enjoy each other's company and savor the delights of your delicious soup offerings." Batman, normally a man of few words, added a mysterious nod as if the secrets of the night were woven into the fibers of his cape.

The manager, torn between awe and perplexity, realized he couldn't sustain this culinary extravaganza. With a hesitant tone, he kindly informed Batman and Jesus that they had exceeded the reasonable limits of Olive Garden's soup policy and, regrettably, would have to leave.

Undeterred, Batman and Jesus gracefully rose from their booth, their capes flowing behind them like regal mantles. The restaurant's patrons, initially baffled, erupted into applause at the audacity of the duo's soup-fueled adventure. As Batman and Jesus exited the Olive Garden, their laughter echoed in the night, leaving behind a tale that would be whispered in the hallowed halls of Gotham for generations.

The Batmobile, normally a symbol of justice, transformed into a chariot of love as Batman and Jesus sped away into the night. The stars above bore witness to the unconventional romance that flourished in the heart of Gotham, where love and soup knew no boundaries.

Batman and Jesus drove the Batmobile all the way to the next town, and continued their journey of eating more unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks at Olive Garden.