Spy diaries: You gotta get used to me

Wednesday 7th June

Hey I'm Liz, Liz Hemsworth. Yes I'm Liam Hemsworths' daughter. I'm in eighth grade and I go to Stewarts high school in Pennsylvania . I am not an ordinary 14 year old teenager that asks boys out and breaks up with them 2 weeks after, I am a spy working for a secret agency called MI5. You've probably heard of the MI5 a billion and one times by now, so I don't really need to explain what it is. But for those weirdos out there that have not watched Docor who, the MI5 is a spy agency that works with spies.

I am deputy head spy with my brother Jack as head spy.

It's not all that easy having a YOUNGER brother with a higher status as you. He is freakin' 9 years old, I confronted him one day and I said," look young man, I am sick and tired of you treating me like dirt under your feet, so will you please give me a higher ranking in this agency!"

"Sure" he said " You can be the dirt on my hand"

"What? That is not a higher ranking"

"Yes it is you have moved up from where you were before. People these days they are never thankful for what they have"

"OMG" I shouted

Next thing I know, I'm suspended from the MI5 for a week for my 'disgraceful' behaviour in the head quarters.

My brother doesn't go to school because he is a full time spy. But it's not like he does not know how to count, he attends a spy school 300 miles away from home. I wish he schooled nearer to home because some people get 2 hours late to normal school, and some people get detentions EVERY SINGLE day of school, and some other people never have a social life in school, AND SOME PEOPLE. . . Ok Liz calm down, all will be well. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, whooooooo I've calmed down. Sorry, when I start with the 'and some people' I carry on, and on, and on with the complaints, but you guys gotta get used to that.