Formula One Groupchat
Daniel: What the hell happened while I was gone?? I read the messages... Is Oscar okay..???
Lando: He's fine now.
Logan: I'd hope he's fine.
Charles: Lewis was being a piece of shit.
Seb: Charles-
Charles: Sorry Seb..
Lance: Can you not talk shit about Lewis???
Lando: Sorry but he's a fucking arsehole and you know it, Daddy's Cash.
Lance: What is your damn problem, Lando!? All you do is bitch and whine about this and that! It's fucking childish!
Lando: Watch your fucking mouth.
Mick: Lads, can we like... cool it down please? If you wanna fight to the death, at least do it in DMs.
Liam: Yeah... My phone's going absolutely mental.
Lando: Sorry.
Seb: What's with all the swearing?
Kimi: You shouldn't be swearing, kids.
Liam: We're all adults...
Logan: Liam, you're basically still a teenager.
Liam: I- What- No I'm not-.
Logan: Still younger than Oscar.
Liam: Oh, yeah, where is Oscar, btw?
Lando: I'll ask him...
Lando 🧡 To: Pastry 🥐
Lando 🧡: Osc, where are you, everyone's worried.
Pastry 🥐: I'm in my hotel room... Why is everyone so worried about me?
Lando 🧡: You've just been... awfully quiet...
Pastry 🥐: The shit Lewis is saying is just... really getting to me. I'm sorry, I don't mean to worry you.
Lando 🧡: Don't apologise, you just need a break, and that's okay.
Pastry 🥐: I mean... It doesn't matter anyway, right? Nobody's actually worried, it's probably just an act. They probably want me to kill myself or something, and I'd gladly go it. Nobody would notice. Nobody would come check on me.
Lando 🧡: That's not right, Oscar. Logan loves you to pieces, hell, I love you to pieces. We would notice, I assure you. Please, please, don't do that, we'd miss you so much. (Read)
Formula One Groupchat
Lando: Oscar's kind of stopped responding to me. What do I do?
Logan: Give him time. He's in a bad place right now.
Lando: What if he kills himself and we aren't there?
Liam: What do you mean?
Lando: I mean he wants to off himself.
Logan: Why...?
Lando: DMs.
George: God Lewis, what the hell is wrong with you, like, genuinely?
Lewis: George, now isn't the time for petty, in-team rivalries, is it?
George: Shut up and stop avoiding my question!
Logan: WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!?
Lewis: Don't lose your head, Sarge.
Logan: Shut your pratty ass up, Lewis.
Nico: Uhm.. Do we just... let this happen?
Kevin: Yes, yes we do, and we enjoy every last second of it.
Nico: We don't... intervene or anything?
Kevin: No, sweetheart.
Nico: Mkay...
Seb: THAT'S ENOUGH!
Kimi: Bwoah-
Daniel: We're sick of your constant bickering!
Fernando: I'm tired of all this bullshit, to be honest.
Logan: Lewis can't fucking help himself! He bitches and whines about Oscar being gay and too feminine for F1! It takes the complete piss since he's literally an advocate for gay rights!
Lewis: ...
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