Clarissa Dovey needs therapy, and she's even said so herself.
Characters:
Headmaster - RM
Y/N: Me
Leonora Lesso - Lesso
Clarissa Dovey - Dovey
Emma Anemone - Anemone
Agatha - Aga
Sophie - Blondie
Hort - Pirate
Hester - Emo
Tedros - Girlie
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Dovey: I am Clarissa Dovey, dean of the school for good
ME: BOOOOOOOOOo
Lesso: oh please, we get it. you're a dean, so what
Dovey: Rude much?
Lesso: and your point is?
Dovey: do you have anything better to do than be rude to others?
Lesso: Honestly? Not really
Dovey: How pathetic. You should find a hobby... Like knitting
Lesso: That's a grandma hobby
Dovey: Your point? Knitting is cool and I love it. You'd like it too if you weren't so rude and miserable all the time.
Lesso: Fine, go have fun with your grandma hobby
Dovey: I'll do just that. Have fun being rude and miserable.
Lesso: I always will!
Me: What just happened
Dovey: Well, Y/N, Lesso here is rude, possessive, has a foul mouth, and just an awful person all around. She's pretty and that's the only good thing about her. And now she's giving me the silent treatment for saying she should take up knitting.
Me: oooooo you called her pretty! ~ I'm going tell her...!!
Dovey: Y/N, don't! It'll only make her more insufferable.
Me: @Lesso
Lesso: Hm? What do you need now?
Me: Guess what Dovey said
Lesso: What?
Dovey: don't you dare say anything. You know it won't go well.
Lesso: Say what huh?
Dovey: nothing. I'm just going go now.
Lesso: Aw, going to go and knit huh? buhbye
Dovey: BYE BYE, LEONORA. Have fun being a WITCH
Lesso: why thank you, I already am.
Dovey: Goodbye, Y/N, I'm going to go knit now.
Me: byebye, Granny
Dovey: I'M NOT OLD!
Lesso: Old enough to have a grandma hobby.
Me: HA!
Dovey: you two are the absolute worst!
Me: thanks, I try
Dovey: you really do. You're amazing at being the worst.
Lesso: We're the worst? coming from someone who does grandma hobbies, that's rich
Dovey: IT'S NOT A GRANDMA HOBBY!!
Me: WHAT EVER YOU SAY
Dovey: SHUT UP
Lesso: Aww, someone is mad
Me: SHUT UP, LESSO
Lesso: make me.
Me: okay. remember that one time you were in my room?
YOU ARE READING
The School For Good and Evil gc
Humorbased on true events !! A mixture from my discord server and irls
