I am not quite as interested in this Wattpad website technologies, but I keep seeing these messages where fellow Wattpad citizens reply to me. I swore one of they're names were something like MIkoL, or I'm just hallucinating—
WHO TAPED A PACK OF COUGH DROPS ON THE CEILING?!
listen everyone, IM NOT THAT OLD, I SWEAR....You shall discontinue calling me old man.
Kids these days, just got a message with someone calling me 'Daddy'. Yet again, I am not your father! I will not hesitate to slaughter another child...
i have been reading these so-called 'fanfics' of me, and the comments were..something that has scarred me for life. I do find very strange comments on 'fanfic stories', why does everyone keep creaming?! What the hell is that supposed to mean..it's been 30 years since teenage slang became popular. Oh, today I decided to explore outside of the pizzeria and instantly regretted it, since i saw a weird group of kids doing a 'whip and nae nae' kind of dance? In front of a cellphone screen...i must be missing out on these weird shenanigans. I crawled back inside my amazing Establishment and sat there for 3 hours and then killed a night guard...why did I kill the night guard? To hack their computer and watch this useless website called 'Yourself Gutter' of course..
Who the motherfucker is Markiplier?
YOU ARE READING
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HumorI don't know what to write in here. Civilians on wattpad seem to be telling stories..
