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To my best online friend, (You know who you are) read this and remeber all the times you said you would do it but never did.

Waiter

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by TheBiggEgg

by TheBiggEgg

Secoya, as a waiter: Uh, so who ordered the macaroni and bees?

Malachite: You mean the macaroni and cheese?

Secoya:

Secoya: That actually makes a lot more sense

Malachite: Did you-

Secoya, trying to keep the lid on the dish closed: I CAN'T HELP IT I'M DYSLEXIC

Malachite: I SPOKE TO YOU VERBALLY