overthinking myself- (an elijah and donovan love story)

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I wake up on a bright Monday morning, the sound of my alarm awakening me, 'bright? it shouldn't be this bright already' I think looking at my clock.

'Holy crap its 8:30 already' I think, a wave of alarm shooting through me. 'oh wait it's Saturday, I'm such a silly goose' I chuckle to myself, forgetting to put on clothes since I sleep booty butt naked.

'And I need to take supermegagyattalphaamongusigmarizzler out for a walk' I say to myself, grabbing the dog leash and putting it on supermegagyattalphaamongusigmarizzler bright poop brown collar.

We walked out the door and down the road, then I notice a chill. I look down and I see nothing, nothing because I am litterly naked walking down the road. Then, a very tall man walks down the road towards me. I notice the man is about 8'16, and very skinny, like a small but very long q-tip. his head was very much on the larger side, but the rest of his body was small, just like a q-tip

"A little undressed there shorty cakes?" the tall man says looking down at me, bending over to pet supermegagyattalphaamongusigmarizzler.  I turn around embarrassed,
"Wow, shorty cakes is a fitting name for you, since your short with all that cake." He says, winking at me. His hands move over to me, then I feel a long warm coat being draped over my body. I turn around to see the long pole standing in front of me, towering over me. I look up to him and I notice his smile, oh his smile is so cute, with his gorgeous yellow teeth. I smile too.

"Wow your 23 foot long gap between your glorious yellow front teeth is so astheticlly beautiful, I might have to take you home with me." He winks at me, "Oh the names Donovan by the way" he says, and in one quick move, he picks me and supermegagyattalphaamongusigmarizzler up and dashes away with us.

'What will happen to me now?' I think while this 25 foot tall toothpick with a rather large head dashes away into the sunrise with me.