Seller: Have your pick: pale green, dark green, grey-green, greenish-grey, green-blue, bluish-green, baby blue, old-man's-blue, blue-grey, grey, pale grey, silver-grey, greyish-mix, brown, pale brown, dark brown, warm brown, angry-brown, mad brown—
Buyer: Hold on, hold on.
Assistant Seller: Don't forget the heterochromia ones.
Seller: Mix of green and brown, green positioned on the outer rim and brown on the inner and mid-rim—
Buyer: I'd like to just have a normal green eye please.
Seller: Pale green, dark green, grey-green, greenish-grey, green-blue or bluish-green?
Buyer: Which one do you recommend? I want a special one. It's my anniversary with my partner.
Seller: *smiles* Of course. Right this way
*Seller and Buyer head into Room2*
Seller: *holds up a pair of green eyes* How about these?
Buyer: They're perfect! They do look so just like my fiancée's eyes!
Later At Home
Buyer: Darling, I got you a new pair of eyes.
Girlfriend: *looks at the eyes* I'm sort of attached to my new eyes now, honey. Maybe we can keep them in the—*gasps*
Buyer: What is it, dear?
Girlfriend: Those are my eyes.
Buyer: How do you know?
Girlfriend: Because they're mine, you bloody idiot!
A Minute Full of Consolations Later
Girlfriend: *sniffles* How did you get them? What place finds your old eyes for you?
Buyer: Erm...Yes.
Seller: *looking in from the window* Poor man. Where does he think we get the eyes from? Obviously we take them away from someone then get someone else to buy it.
(Moral of Story: Everyone gets something from somewhere. You get meat from a butcher, a butcher gets flesh from a hunter, a hunter gets animals from a forest, a forest gets inhabitants because of the sun, the sun gets life because if how the particles made it, and the particles because of the Big Bang.
I don't know what caused the Big Bang, but that doesn't matter, because everything in the story happens after the Big Bang.)
(2nd Moral of Story: You can replace your eyes with other eyes.)
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