Ez: "Ahem. Alright, people... let's watch the jujutsu society, the sorcerers. What is jujutsu, who is Itadori, and who is Sukuna?"
Miyuki: "Hey, hey, hey. What the hell are you saying? Sorcery? Jujutsu? This is bull shit. Take us home." He knew he wasn't dreaming since he pinched his cheek.
Kamo: "Calm down. We Jujutsu Sorcerers are individuals secretly trained and employed by the government in Japan to defend humanity from curses."
Iroha: "Curses? You mean like ghosts?"Nanami: "The race of humans capable of using are colloquially known as Sorcerers and the jujutsu prefix is often used to signify their alignment to Jujutsu High. "
Non-sorcerers: 'Damn! This man's voice is so hot.'
Some girls looked at him like he was their sugar daddy. Hiratsuka-sensei looked at him with hearts in her eyes.
Hachiman: "It seems like she fell for this guy."
Ino: "Sasuga Nanami-san."
Gojo: "I think, this guy.... uhh, what's your name, by the way?"
Ez: "IT'S EZ! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT IT SO EASILY. WHO GAVE YOU SIX EYES?"
Ishigami: "What are six eyes?" Ishigami asked enthusiastically
Gojo: "What's your name, kid?"
Ishigami: "Uhm, it's Ishigami Yuu."
Gojo: "All right. Look Yuu, my eyes are special. They give me these special abilities so I have amazing powers, got it?"
Everybody looked at him with a deadpan expression. Nanami and Utahime sighed.
Iino: "No. You gave the worst explanation."
Yotsuba: "So you aren't blind?"
Gojo: "Nope. My eyes are so dazzling that it bankrupts a studio to animate them."
Fuutarou: "What?"
Megumi: "Ishigami-san. Please don't ask Gojo-sensei anything. We can't understand him. Even for us, his explanations are near impossible."
Maki: "Look, Yuu. Don't ask him. He teaches shit for squats."
Gojo whimpered like a lost dog.
Ishigami: 'Holy hell! A hot girl called me by my first name—control, control. Your heart only belongs to Tsubame senpai.' Ishigami just nodded.
Ez: "Hey, I'm starting the video.
The video starts by title
"JUJUTSU KAISEN Episode 1: Ryomen Sukuna."
Gakuganji and Yaga: 'Sukuna!?'
Gojo and Yuji look at the screen grimly.
Momo: "It seems this video is about Sukuna."
Inumaki: "Takana."
Yuji whispered to Megumi: "Why does he speak like that?"
Megumi: "I'll telll you later."
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Jujutsu Kaisen; Reaction
FanfictionAnime reacting to Jujutsu Kaisen: Love is war, Quintessential quintuplets, Hyouka, Aobuta, Oregairu, and JJK characters themselves. Feel free to suggest other anime characters. I don't own JJK or any of these series