I thought I'd give myself the birthday present of killing my Dave. For weeks, I had planned a party for those in Ikhur to praise my help, I even showed up to this one (obviously with no one knowing i was actually there). This was, of course, just a cover up for my true plan. At the party, I saw who I assumed was my Dave. My robot was right on cue and shot up the party. This two for one trick would both increase demand for my protection and hopefully kill off my Dave.
Sadly, it only did one job (which wasn't killing who i thought was my Dave). I had a backup plan, luckily, of luring the group that was with this universe's Dave into my warehouse. It worked.
All my careful planning had lured my Dave to the warehouse. With careful placements from sex pistols, I hit the clasp he had seemingly recently put on his mask and shot five bullets directly through his head. It seems that this universe's Dave was close with my Dave in some way because he took my Dave's death the hardest by the sounds of his cries.
But it was over. All links to my past had been eradicated and I made it out without a scratch.
However, when I made it back to my home I felt strange. My heart was increasingly getting louder and louder. I know I've somehow made a mistake but I don't know what that mistake could be.
I guess you reading this will know what that mistake was. I just have one thing to say to you if that's the case. You won't even be able to touch me, pussy.
I have killed my closest friends, my partner and the closest thing to a god.
If I choose to, I will kill you too.
I'm becoming a lich - Gabe
