Attack of the Killer Garage Sale

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NO ONES POV:

The scene opens on a fade-in into the Fenton Works' kitchen, where Jazz is tutoring Dash at the kitchen table. Dash is staring dreamily at her.

Jazz: (While demonstrating on paper.) Okay, in algebraic terms, "A" squared plus "B" squared equals "C" squared, where "C" is the hypotenuse while "A" and "B" are the sides of the triangle. (Looks up.) Got it?

Dash: (Sighing.) Ahh...

Jazz: Dash, you have to Focus! I'm doing a Thesis on tutoring the un-tutorable, and you're disproving my thesis that nobody's un-tutorable!

Dash: You know, you're beautiful when you use the word (Scratching his head.) untu--untu--un...uh...whatever that word is. (Goes back to staring at her.)

Danny and you walks in from the basement stairs, drinking from a glass. His eyes are closed.

Danny: Hey, Jazz. (Opens eyes and frowns.) Dash! W-what are you doing here? (He pushes you behind him as he doesn't trust dash and you to be in the same room)

Danny leans against his drink on the table. His arm turns invisible and falls through the table, causing Dash's homework to fly everywhere, including landing a book on Dash's head.

Dash: Watch it, Fentonowski!

Danny: (Backing up back to the stairs holding your hand) Uh, sorry. We was just, uh, passing through. (Leaves and closes door.)

Dash: (Takes book off head. Reaching into jacket:) Now that that twinkie's and weirdo is out of the way, (Pulls out invitation.) you're coming to my party Saturday, right? It'll be a chance for you to see me in my rightful setting, (Hands Jazz invite.) king of Casper High.

Jazz: And a great place to work on my thesis on the effects of being mean to my brother and then asking me out. (Looks at invite.) Hmm. I'll go, on one condition.

Cut to Danny and you walking into the Fenton Works' lab, where Jack is holding the Ghost Weasel.

Jack: (Cutting off Danny's walking.) Hey, Danny! Check out my latest innovation in ghost-grabbing technology, the Ghost Weasel! It collects ambient ghost energy and shoots it into the Ghost Zone.

Danny: Does it work?
Jack: Why wouldn't it? Only one way to find out.

Jack turns the Ghost Weasel on and it starts sucking in loose papers. It then sucks in the Fenton Thermos, which gets stuck in its opening.

Jack: Struggles to remove thermos.) Darn it! Better get the Fenton Unlodger. (Places Ghost Weasel on ground and hands Danny its nozzle and runs off)

Danny:  Dad, couldn't you just throw it into...

He presses the "REVERSE" button on the Ghost Weasel, which shoots out the thermos. The thermos hits the "ON" button of the Ghost Portal, whose doors open up.

Danny and you: Reverse?!
Technus comes out of the portal, laughing maniacally.

Technus: Child! You have freed me, Technus, ghost master of science and electrical technology!

Danny: Oh no you don't! (Jumps in air and goes ghost.) You're not going to use the technology in this lab to take over the world!

Technus: What? (Looks around lab.) That's a great idea! Have you ever considered tutoring?

Danny charges at Technus, who materializes a lightning rod in his hands and shocks Danny with it, sending him spiraling backwards.

You cringed at how quick Danny got his butt kicked.

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