Kitsune (Reader x Seraph of the End)

Chapter 1: When your humans act gay

There are spoilers here and probably in all coming chapters. Read at your own risk!

'Why, if I didn't know any better,
I'd say you two are trying to make out in the middle of a battle.'

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You duck a few times to avoid getting hit. An amused smirk dancing on your lips. On the other side of the battlefield, you can hear Yuu yelling. Vampires are slashing at nothing. They think they are hitting soldiers, but that's just an illusion.

So how did you end up here? Well, let's have a quick recap.

Kureto experimented some more, tried to gain better control, blah blah blah. Of course, pretty much nothing worked. You're still as strong as when you got on earth. But for the sake of your plan, you pretended that he got more control over you each time. Until he finally became so arrogant that he sent you on missions too, so you could kill vampires. Which, you figured out, is apparently a pretty big deal in this era. 

By now, you know pretty much everything that happened, what Kureto is planning, where all the secret labs are. You know all about the Seraph of the End experiment, you soon figured out how Guren was the one who caused the apocalypse, and you kept everything to yourself. Waiting for the right time to strike. Because it can't just be a random jab, it has to be magnificent. With lots of drama. You want Kureto to fall to his knees as he realizes he could never control you, you want him to beg for mercy, you want to-

'Y/N!' Shinya suddenly calls out to you, pulling you out of your thoughts. 

You roll your eyes and turn around. 'Shinya.' You reply sweetly, pretending like you weren't just planning his comrades' demises. 

He looks at Guren, who is using a lot of his demon's power, and then at where he's going. Three vampires are looking through a broken wall, on the top floor of a building. You smirk. 'What about them Shinya? Do you want my help?'

'I want you to get me there so I can shoot him from behind while Guren distracts him.'

An erratic smile spreads over your face. 'I can hit you!?'

Shinya grunts. 'Yes, but be-'

Before he can finish, you rush forward and kick him in his side, making him fly to the building. Shinya quickly uses his demon's power as well to jump off the wall again and he points his rifle at the male vampire. He smirks, thinking he's won.

Then the vampire grabs Guren and throws him into Shinya. Your eyes widen in excitement.

'Oh goodies! It seems like this game of mine has just gotten a lot more interesting!'

Perhaps if you play your cards right, you'll even get those annoying magical chains off, and you'll restore to full power.

The building crumbles, a lot of dust blocks your view. You pout slightly and then run towards it, the others passing in a blur as you jump to the top floor in one jump. You would have loved to watch the despair on the faces of everyone, but you'd rather pester Guren and Shinya.

You land on your tippytoes without making a sound, and watch as the dust fades. Guren is lying on top of Shinya. You smirk. They are bruised and battered, and in a very awkward position.

'Why, if I didn't know any better I'd say you two are trying to make out in the middle of a battle.' You smirk tauntingly while Guren glares at you and stands up.

'Y/N.' He grumbles hatefully.

You playfully jump back and place a hand over your heart. 'You remembered my name?' You purr gleefully. 'Why Guren, I didn't know you cared that much about me.'

He ignores you and stands up, he tries to help Shinya, but falls down again in doing so. You just watch them with amused eyes. 'Help us out, would you.'

You roll your eyes and pull him up by his collar. Shinya smiles sweetly. 'Thank you, Y/N.' He says smugly.

You roll your eyes. 'As if I had that much of a choice when you're the one asking.' You do have a choice of course, but Shinya doesn't have to know that. Let him think he has some sort of power. The Hiragi family just loves their power, so it'll devastate them once they realize you've been playing them all along. It's not that hard for you to keep a poker face after decades of practice, but on the inside, you're smiling.

You lead Shinya and Guren to a room with chairs so they can rest a little bit. After all, it'll be no fun to watch a fight if they don't even have a chance of winning. It's like receiving spoilers for a movie, it just gets boring.

Both of them are panting heavily, sitting on the chairs across from each other while you're balancing on the top of the chair at the head of the table. You silently watch them, sly smile never leaving your lips.

Now and then, Guren glares at you. He really doesn't like you huh? Well, jokes on him, you don't like him either. You don't like how his relationship with Mahiro developed. She's obviously controlling him, but he refuses to acknowledge it. And Mahiro despises you for some reason, so of course Guren hates you too.

Shinya leans his head back and sighs. 'He's bad news. He's on a whole different level than the other nobles. This might be it for us.' He refers back to the noble that slammed Guren into him.

You glare at him, a tad offended, as Shinya still believes he can control you. You could easily beat those vampires, that Shinya truly believes they might die instead of believing you'll beat those vampires... tsk. That idiot.

You open your mouth to explain this to him, when you notice Guren's smirk. 'No, it's going as planned.'

Shinya smiles in disbelief as he looks at Guren. He doesn't believe a single word coming out of his comrade's mouth. Despite their friendship since their teenage years, both of them don't fully trust each other. They are both loyal to a fault, and Guren would do anything to protect his friends, you figured that out long ago. Still, their human nature is urging them to always choose power above one another.

You watch amused as Shinya huffs in disbelief. 'Yeah right.'

'We at least have their attention-' Guren says.

'Yeah, even I have to admit you did a pretty good job-' You jump off the chair and look out of the window, the battle is still going on. You pout slightly, because you can't be down there to see everyone's misery. Then you look over your shoulder and notice Shinya's shocked expression at your compliment. -' As a bait.' You add smirking, and you plop down in a chair again.

Shinya sighs exasperatedly. 'Let's just think of an escape plan.'

Suddenly, the doors open.

'But the show is just about to start.'