Hermione: Watch out for the giant squid in the lake. It pulls people in.
Leo: YOU HAVE A GIANT SQUID THAT'S SO COOL LEMME SEE!
Annabeth: Wait...where's Percy?
Percy, popping out of lake: I'm talking to Steve
Annabeth:..who's Steve?
Percy: The squid. He pulls people in cause he's lonely
Harry: the squid's name is Steve?
Ron: you can talk to squids?
Hermione: ?!?!
(A/N: I did not make this skit, someone else did credits to the rightful owner)