*A few weeks pass by.*
Pete notices that Mikey bursts in the bar with sadness in his eyes.
"What's wrong mikey?" Pete asks.
"My girlfriend was cheating on me " mikey's replies.
"Oh I'm sorry man. I hope you feel better, "Pete says.
"It's fine. I feel like she was using me for money anyway." Mikey says with pain in his voice
"Oh damn. Hope you find someone better." Petes says.
The day goes on and 2 suspicious men burst in.
"Can I get a margarita and my friend here wants a mojito?" the suspicious man says with such a deep voice.
Mikey serves them their drinks. The suspicious man puts something in his friend's drink as his friend is turned away. It seems like poison. As his friend turns back and sees his drink. His friends grabs the drink an—
"I WOULDN'T DRINK THAT IF I WERE YOU. " Mikey yells.
The suspicious man pulls Mikey by his neck collar and quietly says, " do not say shit or ill kill u."
Mikey doesn't care and grabs the friend's drink and dumps it in a sink. The suspicious man gets mad and jumps over the counter. Grabs Mikey by his neck collar again and begins to punch him. The man's friend leaves and drives away with the guy's car for revenge.
"HEY! HEY!" Pete yells as he grabs the back of the man's neck... walks him to the door... and throws him out.
" HEY WHERES MY CAR?!" The man says with anger.
The man runs out back. Pete and Mikey burst out the back. The man pulls out a gun.
"DONT MOVE OR ILL FUCKING KILL U." The man says as Pete and Mikey put their hands up.
" WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MESS ANYWAYS. SO MUCH PLASTIC AND CARDBOARD HERE. CLEAN THIS SHIT UP." The man says
Pete and Mikey build a pile of cardboard and plastic in one spot because the dumpsters are full.
"WAIT. I STILL HAVE THE LIGHTER" Pete tells mikey.
Mikey and Pete grab as much cardboard and plastic they can and throw it at the man.
" WHAT THE HELL ARE YALL DOING." The man says as he tries shooting them. He ends up missing by shooting up because he can't see.
Pete runs up to the man while he's surrounded by trash, and Pete lights up the trash. The man burns as he's yelling. It suddenly stops and Mikey stops the fire.
"Ewwwww. It stinks. How are we going to get rid of the smell and the body? Mikey asks.
Pete dumps the body in the dumpster under all the trash. He didn't worry about the smell because people hardly ever go to the back of the building. Than they went back inside.
"You know mikey. I've had a crush on you. The first day I saw you it was like they sent you for a reason."pete says as he looks into Mikey's eyes. They begin to kiss in front of everyone.
Everybody start whistling and applauding.
"So is this a gay bar or what?" A random guy asked.
Pete and mikey and everyone else began to laugh.
The end.
