Dinokasuarohoeus-Rex's (Dino's) POV
Why is Izzy Ligma so gay? A question I often ask myself.
I don't know if anybody else can tell, but Izzy is totally gay. He fawns over Maddox, at least I think so, he constantly looks at him and stares at him.
And it doesn't stop there, they have sat on eachothers laps, they do it as a joke, but Izzy is a little too excited when they do that. It makes me think, but hey, it's not like I wouldn't be happy for them gays.
Though the "Sitting on lap" epidemic has basically snowballed through all the boys minds, and it's not too weird to find boys sitting on others boys laps as a joke. They make jokes about being gay, so I worry that if Izzy does prOduce feelings for Maddox, he'd just be disappointed.
Maddox has no Rizz, so I don't know how he was able to Subconsciously Rizz Izzy up, but that's okay. Speaking of that, Maddox lacks the requirements to be a Beta, Sigma, or Alpha. Which means he is an L skill issue, no bitches.
He is more of a Omega than a beta, Sigma, or an Alpha.
But anyways, back to Izzy.
With all the Events going on at GrimaceShake high, I doubt Izzy will be confessing to Maddox, Let alone coming out anytime soon. If anything, he'll stay a closeted L bozo the rest of eternity.
Izzy doesn't seem to have much Rizz, but maybe if he did something Alpha, He could.
Those silly little gays.
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HumorMaddox. That's all Izzy could think about, but why? They are simply friends, that it... right? Legit just about two people I know, another story similar to this is currently being made by my friend, once I know the fic's name, I'll put it here!
