MY DAD?!
"DAD?!" I was so shocked
He totally ignored me and yelled out to my
Mom
"HONEY BOO-BOO"
My mom stood there not knowing what to say
"I MISS YOU" my father
Quick backstory-
On the day my mom announced she was pregnant with me my dad revealed that he was no Alpha and he was not emo
He was a preppy and a Kawaii UWU
My mom was speechless didn't know what to do then he said the words
"I'm going to get the milk"
He then left on a rainbow never to be seen again
Anyways back to the present
"HONEY THERE WAS SOMETHING I NEVER TOLD YOU"
"I'm.... I-m... a Shawn Mendes fan"
My moms jaw dropped
My dad then ripped his shirt revealing a Shawn mendes shirt under
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I forgot all about Shawn fighting my boyfriend on stage
All that matters is that my family is back together
An alpha an emo mom, an emo daughter, a furry , and a Kawaii preppy UwU dad
The family was reunited
My little black soul couldn't take it I didn't even have a heart so it tingled my soul
But then the beautiful moment was ruined
A burger was thrown at me....
My emo boyfriend tried attacking me and Shawn
But before he could my father saved me
HE WAS A UNICORN??!!
My dad used his unicorn magic to save us
Shawn then got down on one knee and proposed
"I've been wanting you back for a long time lalala will you marry me"
He proposed with a little green crocodile ring
My emo little self couldn't take it
"YES YES!"
My boyfriend was standing in the distance with one hair over his other eye and it turns out he was gay.
His fatass emo ugly boyfriend held his hand and went off together in the sunset on a little clown car
I assume they're going to McDonald's
I then saw my bestfriend and my ex wife
"WHY ARE YOU MARRYING YOUR EX?" My bestfriend yelled
I forgot that Shawn and I used to date I guess he really didn't recognize me
My ex wife was side eyeing me
My life was good
My parents even had a little moment together
Crying
My dad with his rainbow sparkling tears and my mom with her black tears
"MY PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER!"
I was so happy and I've never been happy I wasn't smiling but I was happy
My parents on the other paw were crying cause I was not a little pup anymore
