Story:
Once upon a time there was a guy called poopie and he hated to poop.
Sportacus sprints through the bar door "Fellas" he says in a suspiciously non sportacus style of speaking. Stingy, The bar man greets him asking for a welcome tax. The easter bunny (the bodyguard) collects in off him. Sportacus sits down on a bar stool and says "The usual, stinge".
Stingy whips out a glass of Ohare branded cum, Sportacus takes a big gulp.
"Whats news around town boys."
Stinge looks to the left to Markiplier who starts every sentence with "Hello everybody my name is markiplier"
"Hello everybody my name is markiplier, well sportacus, the town is in cahoots, the lorax and his gyatt hasnt been able to fly since he broke his ass"
Sportacus finishes his cum. "If only there was someone to help him"
"I think i know a guy" says a mysterious figure in a dark corner of the bar.
The hood reveals Cy the Delivery guy.
"Its been awhile but theres this guy named vector from a while back he could fix that lorax right up with erection and magnitude"
Cy brushes his famous mustache giddy with pride and romantic memories of Vector blowing his back out.
Sportacus blushes, he had heard rumors for years of the great vector but only had seen tiktok edits of him.
"Where can I find him?"
"The land of Whoreville, Its where all the hoes are at"
"Then i shall make off, who wants to come with me?"
There is silence for ten seconds, however a man chirps up, "i think i could be of assistance"
Its a swashbuckler known as Flynn Rider
"As can I mate" says the easter bunny
Stingy pipes in with "can i have a cut of the money you potentially get?"
"Shut up bitch" - the easter bunny
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The trio have been traveling for days, the rain pours on them like how Stingy poured out o'hares cum at the bar. Easter bunny chimes in with "Mate, where are we bloody going" Flynn rider speaks only in flirtatious tones and says "anywhere with you" Sportacus randomly flips and the gang feels reassured.
"Cmon Guys were nearly at WhoreVille!"
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They arrive at the gates, which are decorated in dildos and vibrators. A giant flag stays swinging eternally above the city, its a picture of a dick. "Wow, it's whoreville!" says flynn rider"
Sportacus does a cartwheel. Easterbunny says "mate"
Patrick guards the gate, "Who goes there!?"
"It is Sportacus, Flynn Rider, And the easter bunny, we seek vector's erection and magnitude"
"No this is patrick"
Sportacus does a handstand and lands on a dildo. Patrick lets them through the gate out of sympathy.
"Oi anyone know where Vector Is!?" the easter bunny shouts at the townspeople.
"He's on the Jet Skis on the moat" - says a towsfolk
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The gang board a jetski accompanied with a suspiciously sheffield sounding british man.
"There he is!" sportacus exclaims pointing at a man thrusting at the open sea
The man is chanting to himself "OH YEAHHHHH" while listening to "im just ken" off of the barbie movie soundtrack.
They put the jetski to full speed and charge after him. Sportacus is doing random exercises while this is happening and the easter bunny thinks he's having a seizure.
Flynn rider jumps aboard Vectors ship and sneaks behind him "Hey.." he taps vector on the shoulder,
Vector swings around but his nose is so long, it knocks flynn rider off the boat. Flynn fucking dies.
"OH NO!!!!" Vector exclaims
Vector, unable to handle the guilt of his actions spontaneously starts doing the renegade.
The easter bunny charges in "mayte, We need need you to blow the lorax's back out"
"Well whats in it for me hmmm" he says airhumping while staring directly at him, menacingly.
Sportacus yells from the boat "robbie rotten rizz"
Vector gets giddy at the premise and hits the griddy.
"Aight gangsta lets roll out"
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It had been two months of the lorax's gyatt being broken. Depressed doesn't even cover it. The Lorax hasn't been able to twerk in months. Even ohares cum didnt hit the spot anymore.
He was having a picnic with the onceler going over their good times together like destroying the forest. The lorax in the middle of doing "take the L" heard someone shouting "OH YEHA"
HE spun around to see what could only be described as perfection in human form, his orange outfit, his glasses, his wingsuit, and his luxurious bowl cut. The lorax starting saltivating at the pure sexual essence of the man.
Without even being introduced the two started making out. Their clothes magically falling down. The easter bunny, sportacus, flynn rider's ghost and the onceler start cheering and chanting 'OH YEAHHHH" everyone is feeling horny as fuck and feeling themselves.
The onceler proclaims "uh oh im getting close"
All of a sudden there is a shout from the other end of the field.
"WHOS CUMMING?! IS SOMEBODY CUMMING?! Hello eerybody my name is markiplier its time to die bitch."
MArkiplier starts strutting towards them like an italian pissed off at his pizza order. "Your not portugese!!! Your not even from portugal!!!!"
Vector starts rabidly airhumping without real idea of what do, sportacus keeps doing backflips everywhere, flynn rider's ghost keeps flirting with itself in a mirror, the easter bunny throws a boomerang which comes back and hits him in the head knocking him out.
The onceler starts pleading with markiplier
" You know, i know how you feel, you seem crazy, i was crazy once, They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. The Rats Made Me Crazy."
The onceler keeps repeating himself over and over again. The gang looks screwed.
Markiplier says "Any last words gentleman?"
Vector stops airhumping, goes so close to markiplier they could be kissing and says
"Yeah i got one thing....... PIRANAH GUN!!!!"
Vector fires his hidden piranha gun which was stored in his crotch everyone just thought he was hard
The piranha bites markipliers nose and markiplier starts screaming "OH NO OH NO AHHH FUCK AAAH FUCK IN FUCK HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS WELCOME" markiplier fucking dies.
The gang hit the griddy.
The End.
