Very funny poetry

Toe poetry II

Simp part 2

Once you see them, you need them and you wish that you could feel them. A guy cast in a movie fishing for carps in his free time with insane luck, unexpected luck for a guy namned malfoy. I dunno what to write, its night i like. my grammar gets worse as this text proceeds, shows my motivation slowly gets eaten upp by urmom disease. 

Its raining

outside its cool, cool like cold not actually cool because rain is not cool. Its cold, its FREEZNG, i feel bad for the poor. When the news reporter warned about a dangerous storm, south of sweden where my teacher lives! Hope he can swim back to land before Pia gets to his LIMBS AHHAHAUSHAUHSHSDAUHSDHAIDIDSNDIS

Marry xmas

Its marry xmas not happy xmas, im not british you pritish and i like kids. Christmas is fun as long as your gifts are fun, dont be ungratefull or your parents might beat you and yeah thats it bye

Draco Malfoy

Draco, my love, do you see me here? Sitting 2 tables away in charms class. I need you to hold me, and look into my eyes! As I wish you good night. You are not alone, because you are mine, my black hair blends with your light as I hug you tight. May not your jealousy break this beautiful moment, I might just cry. Maybe I put more effort onto this then any other assignment ever, but Draco is more important then the others. I need him right here, right here with me! My thoughts about him are bothering me. I need to sleep.

Winter

It's time for cozy, It's time for endless night 3 months at a time! A winter break and a christmas night, may you help me out of this endless night. I need my summer, I need my break, not some stupid cold ice age dupe that makes me wanna eat soup. I need my mango and my decently priced strawberries, not crazy electricity prices and inflation thats absurd! May my summer come to me, in 6 months and I will see. Baby thats too long of a wait. MOTHER NATURE SHUT UP AND DONT.MAKE.ME.WAIT!

Ellinora (multiple part series)

Ellinora, my princess from Swezania. Shes a fake blond in a need of a prince, shes looked at every kingdom and they all reject! What must this princess do to receive her prince? Slaughter, and war and black mail! May end up making her crazzzyyyyyyy..... SHE NEEDS A PRINCE, she needs more money, the shoes on that website needs her custody. SHE NEEDS A PRINCE! I NEED A PRINCE! Ellinora screams onto her servant, after she goes onto the ground..... Bring me him.....